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# i'd never have a 4-poster bed
too paranoid to have curtains around my bed. what if the zombies sneak up on me and i can't see them till it's too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:48, archived)
# zombies HATE mosquitos
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# how do you think the mosquitoes feel?
all they want is a nice feed of warm, runny blood, but what they get is like trying to suck up a mcdonald's milkshake made of clots! sodding zombies should count themselves lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Mmmm, blood pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# dammit, now i want black pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 May 2015, 19:33, archived)