Well, I would cut 500 jobs and I would cut 500 more...
Just to be the man who cut 1000 jobs and put the blame at Labour's door...( , Tue 12 May 2015, 21:57, archived)
this is superb,you ought to do IDS next, shame he is a baldy or you could have done Shipman( , Wed 13 May 2015, 9:49, archived)
Haha - hanging's too good for him.
Oh wait, no, it suits him just fine...( , Wed 13 May 2015, 15:14, archived)
I just can't help feeling that he'd look just as scary as Myra.... maybe moreso!( , Wed 13 May 2015, 16:20, archived)