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( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

File Transfer Protocol?
Fuck Tha Police?
Fuck The Pope?
Frantic Trunk Pulling?

Edit: Oh, I see now. Woo, I guessed right.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

free the penis

( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

find the panda
I bet you can't
( dutchbird, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

is it in the fridge?
behind the elephant?
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

that went off
so I chucked it out - were you keeping it?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

it wasn't off!
that layer of grey was panda bear fur...
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

ah
oh



sorry
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

so you're
solely responsible for the near extinction of pandas? Nice work, brainstuff!
( dutchbird, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

What, right now?
I'm in the office you know. Although after my appraisal yesterday I've decided I'm virtually unsackable, so I could probably get away with it.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

why not then
just whop it out on your desk & if anyone comments, refuse to believe it's there...
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

hmmmm
distance from lap to desk... to be sitting down and able to "whop it out on the desk" would be very impressive... ; )
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

well, obviously for the mere mortal
they'd have to adjust their chairs to be very high...
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

"Why have you jacked your chair up so high?"
Looks down.

"Oh."
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

Or send them a memo
telling them the times and dates it will be out AFTER it's been out

Yes I'm back! Hahahahahahaha
( K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

I
just don't understand :(
( dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

*points down*
those naughty protestants* are defacing that nun. tsk.

*new_matt knows far better than to even start this conversation...
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

i say, that's a bit inflammatory for this time in the morning
hello all
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

That's religion sorted, then.
Anyone for politics?
( Erik Lonnröt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

NWA
Nuns With Attitude
:)
( Samsonite, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

Been
done :)
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

A pedant notes:
Wouldn't a nun be more likely to show an FTQ?
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

No. Her personal graffitti is a wish not an insult.
It should really say Please! Can I? after it.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

I would like to see a visual rendering of her
getting her wish.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

you'll get dutchbird all jealous

( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

I would
if I understood...
( dutchbird, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

ahhh, bless
*pats head* probably best you don't ;)
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

I wouldn't pat my head if I were you
I'm wearing the Medusa Crown.
( dutchbird, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

s'ok
i've got my CHiPs-style mirrored shades on today
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

They won't protect
your hands though. See, they've turned to stone. You'll have to have rest of the day off to think about your crimes against me.
( dutchbird, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

all day?
blimey, i thought 10 minutes was the going rate for it these days...
( new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

Pish posh wallop
Most disrespectful!
( dutchbird, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

Titter
I think that's written in the right place. Just don't make me imagine it.
( Whillow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)