ha ha!!
I've been so bloody tempted to post a satirical one of those 'alternate perspectives' that used to be all the rage.
"That chav you see running with a woman's purse -- He just received a call from his mum, stating that she left her purse at home, and now has no money to pay the nail salon...
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"That chav you see running with a woman's purse -- He just received a call from his mum, stating that she left her purse at home, and now has no money to pay the nail salon...