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# Cancer
It's a horrible subject I know.
My name is Rob and I live in Wales but I have a cousin who moved over to America about 15 years ago. He's recently been diagnosed with a very rare form of cancer. We've all been trying our best to give him all the support we can given that we are so far away.

The doctors told him that if you give your cancer a name and a name of someone that you dislike then you will have a greater chance of fighting it. So he named it Clarence after the bad guy in Robocop as it was his childhood favourite filM, plus Clarence is a smug mutherfucker.

Anyone who would like to post pics of Clarence meeting his end in any way shape or form would be greatly appreciated and provide strength and support to my cousin.


(Testicles just for you, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:36, archived)
# I know someone who nearly met his end but ended up spraining his back
Happy magic healthy moonbeams to your cousin!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:45, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:48, archived)
# At first glance I thought this was going to be something horrific and mastectomy related
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha!!
*always keeps onions handy, just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 9:11, archived)
# What cup size is your cousin, just out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:56, archived)
# A/S/D?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:53, archived)
# Jesus I'm really sorry to hear that. Wales eh?
Soz, not got the Skillz to do any decent potatoshopping. Best wishes to your cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 23:56, archived)
# Subtle
You must be from the valleys?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 4:31, archived)
# Can you fly, Bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:04, archived)
# no clarence but I did find this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:14, archived)
# It's been nearly 2 years since I reposted this!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:20, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Aug 2015, 9:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:07, archived)
# Only $1?
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 6:44, archived)
# its nud a tumour!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 0:40, archived)
# Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 3:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 3:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 3:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 3:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 3:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 4:01, archived)
# Good job guys
I think we beat this thing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 10:07, archived)
# Ahaha! Beautiful.
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# Every time I go into my local Cancer Research shop they're not doing any research at all.
Unless re-arranging cardigans and drinking weak tea are potential carcinogens.
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# They keep checking all the second hand books
Just in case "teh secret to life" is stashed inside
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 11:07, archived)
# 120k version
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:31, archived)
# it's Cancer Potato!!
HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 2:34, archived)
# I'm sorry I don't have any images of Clarence, though I wish your friend the best of luck in getting through this terribly shitty situation
All I have to say is, if I'm ever diagnosed with cancer, I'm naming it Megatron
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 8:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 19:31, archived)