Elton Joan loves sticking candelabra up Hugh Bonnavil's anus.
Two names with hardly any search results, fairly libel free I think.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 6 May 2016, 23:40,
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Hugh's on tv doing Shakespeare
If thou more murmur'st, I will rend an oak
And peg thee in his knotty entrails till
Thou hast howl'd away twelve winters.
Probably isn't his favourite line
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Mehitabel_Itrang,
Sat 7 May 2016, 22:18,
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"doing shakespear"
My god, a rampaging beast!
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 8 May 2016, 8:40,
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