call derren brown
he may not be able to spell darren, but he can hypnotise you to sleep
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 14 Sep 2016, 15:02,
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or i could just read /talk
until my brain throws its own switch.
like holding your breath in a cesspit until you faint.
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ozof,
Wed 14 Sep 2016, 22:35,
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