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# BALLOONS
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 19:25, archived)
# I love your stuff, and this is no exception.
Normally I'm a total grammar nazi about 'sliver' (a thin slice) and 'slither' the verb for the movement snakes make.
In this context though I suppose a piece of wet balloon skin sliding to the floor could be a slithering sliver...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 19:43, archived)
# Gah!
I need a spell checker that can tell the difference with shit like that.
Thanks for the tip tho, I'll change it in photoshop before I print it.
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 16 Sep 2016, 0:48, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 19:49, archived)
# You're a balloonatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 20:14, archived)
# Now I want a skulloon
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 21:14, archived)
# How about a huge one?
probably not very cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 16 Sep 2016, 0:31, archived)
# I like
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 21:26, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 15 Sep 2016, 21:39, archived)
# Steven Jesse Bernstein - Party Balloon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgVs_U0QHNE
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2016, 0:53, archived)
# Deep.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Sep 2016, 1:40, archived)
# i used to manage an off license for a large retail chain
and one particular state manager insisted balloons where everywhere all the time, much to the disgust of one of the most regular customers who would bring her autistic kid with her who screamed in terror and fell flat on his face every time he saw a balloon..it was like watching a jane fonda aerobics work out, one of those fainting goats and rainman smacking himself in the head all rolled into one. quite the amusements let me tell you.
I even bought a doggy bowl out of petty cash to fill with water so she could leave him tied up out the front while she got her drink on but apparently that was inappropriate..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 16 Sep 2016, 10:20, archived)
# should be in text books in school
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 Sep 2016, 10:21, archived)
# I concur
Billy's Balloon

Billy's Balloon by Don Hertzfeldt


also, despite my saying "I concur" up the top there, how do we feel about those people who climb into big balloons, and even fuck them and junk?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Sep 2016, 14:16, archived)
# superb
i always have a packet of balloons in my bag. i love the and they are such an easy way to raise a smile in a kid or an adult. i have often noted that they are an excellent lesson for children on the temporary nature of joy. glad you took that sentiment to it's full conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 18 Sep 2016, 3:46, archived)
# nice
reminds me of the parking lot is full
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 8:03, archived)