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# @tradegovuk say the UK will be fine because France needs high quality, innovative British jams & marmalades

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:47, archived)
# That Brexit Jam looks....
Gross!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:52, archived)
# it's "Apple Butter"
which sounds even worse than it looks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 13:54, archived)
# Recently, I made an apple crumble
I told it about the current state of UK and US politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:07, archived)
# baddum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:10, archived)
# I bet you rocked it to its core
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:11, archived)
# I prefer the healthy option
"I can't believe it's not Apple Butter"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 14:11, archived)
# one of my favourite film quotes
"you were the one painting everyone with apple butter, i was just an innocent onlicker!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 15:25, archived)
#
not to mention it's a shitty anal lube
(ozof, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 23:40, archived)
# reminds you of autumn and mom's cooking while you're at it though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 7:52, archived)
# curse you ht
that's the third pair today
(ozof, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 8:10, archived)
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Oh why don't you fuck off you unfunny fucking pricks.
(Barbersmith, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 17:35, archived)
#
Steady on, somebody's got to fill the food banks. The EU protects workers' rights, not their pantries. Mike Ashley said so.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 11:55, archived)
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Are you Live Tweeting Theresa May's conference speech?
(LokiMD, Fri 7 Oct 2016, 16:01, archived)
# Agree
The extreme-leftie hippie types on this site are ridiculous.

Especially the mentions of "racism!" - to anyone who simply wants independence for their own country.

Talk about intolerance and ignorance. Bunch of twunts.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 9 Oct 2016, 20:05, archived)
# they'll never keep a lid on it, we're in a sticky situation and frankly a bit of a pickle, there'll be no preserving us from the mess
ps I like this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 18:32, archived)
# actual laughs :)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:59, archived)
# I'm sure there's room for a "thick cut" pun somewhere :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Oct 2016, 23:22, archived)