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[challenge entry] it's funny cause he's on a bank


a river bank you know?
a fucking river bank *sobs*

From the Author Swap challenge. See all 50 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:48, archived)
# i fear this may be the peak of this weeks comp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:53, archived)
# thanks for the big ups :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:01, archived)
# well yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:05, archived)
# ah no. don't tell me it was a big downs?
*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:07, archived)
# i may be many things
but downs i aint
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:12, archived)
# are you sure this isn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:33, archived)
# ya got me bang to rights and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:38, archived)
# ah good times.
remember when I got so pissed on you, after drinking home made port, that I couldn't walk and had to be dragged down your back to my mates house to be picked up by my dad? he was well pissed off I can tell you!

oh, you're only joshing...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:57, archived)
# hello caller, you're through to confessions
so please, go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07, archived)
# well there was that one time when I pulled out my...
hold on, is this being recorded for training purposes?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:24, archived)
# It's being broadcast for entertainment purposes, we can tell you that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:39, archived)
# "On behalf of myself and my family, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to your viewer, and promise that it will never happen again"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:41, archived)
# we'll be right back after these short messages...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:11, archived)
# "Oh-Eight-Nine-One Thirty Four Thirty Four Thirty Four"
we've all called it
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
# Oh right, I thought he was under the ground
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:53, archived)
# he's not a womble
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:56, archived)
# hmmmm... are you being sarcaaarstic?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:02, archived)
# Iain Banks died
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:04, archived)
# ah yes
now I see it

my apologies, it appears I was incandescent with rage and missed the joke.
story of my bleeding life

and that's why I b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:06, archived)
# well, at least you still get the news from b3ta even if it was 2015 or something =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:04, archived)
# The Player of Fish (instead of games, you see. Do you? Well?).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:43, archived)
# mmmmmmm
*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:39, archived)
# feersum pun
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not reading that
I read Wasp Factory and that was pretty fucked up. Ah, who am I kidding, I'll fucking read it.
(gijoel, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:30, archived)
# it's one of my favourite books of all time
in fact Iain (and his "M" alter ego) is in my top 10 authors of all time :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:40, archived)