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[challenge entry] I've sussed who they should hire as the next Doctor...

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(, Fri 10 Feb 2017, 9:53, archived)
# Modern Doctors only get three years under their belts before fucking off, so there's still hope.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2017, 10:29, archived)
# :)
But he hasn't even one heart?
(, Fri 10 Feb 2017, 11:58, archived)
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Ha! I very nearly stuck "Does not possess a human heart" as one of the bullet points, but it involved squishing up the text too much. :)
(, Fri 10 Feb 2017, 12:40, archived)
# Alternatively...
* Tiny upper limbs
* Not good at stairs
* Makes short, aggressive statements
(, Fri 10 Feb 2017, 20:12, archived)