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# we should eat pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 15:39, archived)
# I suspect you're thinking of those other cute black and white animals? You know, cows!
Much tastier I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 16:12, archived)
# They already make cola out of pandas
I understand Coca-Cola was originally "Cowca-cola" because the secret ingredient was extract of cow but they changed the recipe during the Great Cow Shortage of 1953. Red Bull rediscovered this recipe and started using extract of bull (taurine) in their formula.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:11, archived)
# nonononono
if we eat pandas, they become worth more money and some fucker will find a way to make them breed, thus saving the species.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:20, archived)
# Indeed. Like the dodo and the rather delicious Giant Turtle...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 18:01, archived)
# 'End battery panda farming...'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:29, archived)
# This is hardly a sustainable model
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:19, archived)
# What would they test mascara on, if we ate all the pandas?
(Hemipygous, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:52, archived)