They already make cola out of pandasI understand Coca-Cola was originally 'Cowca-cola' because the secret ingredient was extract of cow but they changed the recipe during the Great Cow Shortage of 1953. Red Bull rediscovered this recipe and started using extract of bull (taurine) in their formula.
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