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[challenge entry] I couldn't resist


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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 2 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# Haha perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 May 2017, 23:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 May 2017, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 May 2017, 23:54, archived)
# that's the common touch-up, that is.
get's my vote :D
(ozof, Wed 3 May 2017, 0:09, archived)
# That's brilliant that is!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 3 May 2017, 7:39, archived)
# My kinda gal!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 3 May 2017, 8:45, archived)
# Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 3 May 2017, 8:56, archived)
# :D
(RoboJo, Wed 3 May 2017, 9:14, archived)
# top shop
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 3 May 2017, 9:31, archived)
# *throws voting card at screen*
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 3 May 2017, 9:53, archived)
#
yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 3 May 2017, 9:58, archived)
# Lovely work
Love the details, like the 'Theresa' necklace, classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 May 2017, 10:27, archived)
# I'd not even noticed that.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:15, archived)
# Yep.
The more I look at it the better it gets!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:40, archived)
# This is fucking brilliant
Already gone viral; just got it from someone at work via another source. So I came here.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:11, archived)
# Oh shits.
My phone has been buzzing with notifications non-stop.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:47, archived)
# 'tis ace, that!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:13, archived)
# Woos, Yays, AND Hooplahs...
This is all over the internet by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:40, archived)
# I reckon it might be worth a Panowie! too.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 3 May 2017, 13:45, archived)
# I've popped in just to give this a Panowie!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:55, archived)
# I second this Panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 May 2017, 14:30, archived)
# Sorry I'm late, I'd like to add my PANOWIE too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 May 2017, 21:35, archived)
# Transcript
- Yur, so I said to 'im 'you can fack off John Claude. We're still gonna trade on the fackin' market and we ain't paying for the pitch'.

- Too fackin right

- And do you know what the cant said back to me? He said "Wiv the greatest respect Madame Prime Minister... Uuuuurg'

- Uuuurg?

- Yes. Facking Uuuuurg. I'd given him a fackin slap hadn't I? So 'Uuuurg' he says. And I think 'I'm not going to stand for some foreign cant saying Uuurg at me' so I slapped the cant again and he says 'Aaah' and I just fackin' got the red mist and stabbed the cant.

- Fackin 'ell

(with acknowledgement to the work of Messrs Cook and Moore)
(Shizzling, Wed 3 May 2017, 11:52, archived)
# Cracking job sir!!
WOO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 May 2017, 12:09, archived)
# Perfect!
This has gone viral BTW, seen it from half a dozen sources on Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 May 2017, 12:23, archived)
# this is so good
and almost uncanny how much she becomes Peter Cook



"The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 May 2017, 12:36, archived)
# The bogey. That Winston made. That was as big as the Titanic....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 3 May 2017, 17:27, archived)
# :D
i like it!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 3 May 2017, 12:41, archived)
# Fab!!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 3 May 2017, 12:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
Love it.

Tag it if you can...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 3 May 2017, 14:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 May 2017, 14:39, archived)
# oh you have already :)
phew
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 3 May 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Standard b3ta protocol.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 3 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
# yay
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 3 May 2017, 15:29, archived)
# I just compo'd this
That's allowed, right?

I feel dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 3 May 2017, 17:06, archived)
# You made b3ta trend in Glasgow!
twitter.com/TrendsGlasgow/status/859739656807698432
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:18, archived)
# Wooyay!
Oi, Rob! Where's my cheque?!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 3 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# You are news now
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 3 May 2017, 21:40, archived)
# You're my news now!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/TheLeagueOfGentlemen-PapaLazarou.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 3 May 2017, 23:39, archived)
# Noice!
Can you do Donny T?
I could use it over here...
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 4 May 2017, 0:56, archived)
# Ace!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 4 May 2017, 10:18, archived)
# :D I'd vote for that
(Flumper, Thu 4 May 2017, 20:41, archived)
# Simply incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2017, 10:56, archived)