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# newsletter subject line compo
stick your ideas here good people
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:53, archived)
# shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# READ IT BEFORE THE TORIES BAN INTERNET WORDS
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:00, archived)
# Damn them!
They'll never take our ██████ or our ████ from ████ the ████ ██ █████ ███████.

Ah For ████'█ sake!
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:05, archived)
# YOU HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT IS THIS
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:06, archived)
# My god! They said it would all be covered in tinfoil and float in the air!
But they lied! They took away the tinfoil and the air is all tax!
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Well this watermelonging cranberry makes me happy baby orangutan
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:33, archived)
# No longer hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:01, archived)
# Entering your inbox like a sex-starved Julian Assange
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
# Well, I like it
all of it
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:07, archived)
# did his pussy die?
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# That's an unpleasant thing
to wake up to.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:03, archived)
# In the beginning was the Newsletter, and the Newsletter was with God, and the Newsletter was God.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
# funny how the newsletter vanishes around the same time rolf harris is incarcerated...
and reappears the the day after he gets out on bail...
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:07, archived)
# FUCK ME OVER A BARREL IT'S HALF PAST NEWSLETTER O'CLOCK
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# Swear clock
is leaking!
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:20, archived)
# Cant we fucking put some bastarding plasters on it?
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# Fake Newsletter for real
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
# JULIAN ASSANGE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THE CRIME OF DRESSING A CAT IN A SHIRT AND TIE
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:19, archived)
# ROLF HARRIS IS LOOSE AND HUNGRY FOR CHILDREN
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
# I hope he teams up with Jonathan King for a touching pop duet
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:27, archived)
# And posts it on b3ta
if he can find his old JonKing2006 password.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:48, archived)
# I remember this
"Oh, I know, I'll post it on b3ta...they'll understand"
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Like two little boys.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
# WE'RE STILL BACK AND TORIES ARE STILL CUNTS
Might need some work
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:27, archived)
# A STRONG AND STABLE NEWSLETTER FOR A STRONG AND STABLE COMMUNITY
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# A Mrs Tori Bastard called you and wants you to phone back on 02072229000
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:37, archived)
# It's what Chris Cornell would have wanted. Shame it's a day late.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:45, archived)
# I heard he doesn't like what he has himself hanging on.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:29, archived)
# FINALLY someone referenced that song, I can't believe it's taken this long.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:16, archived)
# *irony detector hissing and smoking*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 10:43, archived)
# Just stop.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# I like peas. Everyone likes peas! Let's peas!
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# peas in our time
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# Why! With this advanced example of state of the art British technology made in foreign countries
we could have peas at two or more occasions during the typical day!
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:00, archived)
# At last, all my pea deficiency problems solved!
'clicks'
Still not as inherently funny as the Goblin Teasmade though, jussayin.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:40, archived)
# I need this
Being stuck 'in the colonies', you have no idea how much I miss the small things like mushy peas.
/sigh
Would totally kickstarter something like this.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:19, archived)
# no newsletter in history has been treated worse than this
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Newsletters? We have the best newsletters! My newsletter friend over there, many such newsletters.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Sad.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:28, archived)
# Here is the new newsletter.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
#
This thread is now closed.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Afrika Bambaataa - nonce?
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:17, archived)
# you can't call rob a nonce, we were warned about that
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:32, archived)
# another b3ta newsletter:
we're going to keep making these until you send us enough bitcoins
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
# HA
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 10:43, archived)
# D'ya like our manifesto? Put it to the testo.
(, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:48, archived)