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# newsletter subject line compo
stick your ideas here good people
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:53, archived)
# shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# READ IT BEFORE THE TORIES BAN INTERNET WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:00, archived)
# Damn them!
They'll never take our ██████ or our ████ from ████ the ████ ██ █████ ███████.

Ah For ████'█ sake!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:05, archived)
# YOU HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT IS THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:06, archived)
# My god! They said it would all be covered in tinfoil and float in the air!
But they lied! They took away the tinfoil and the air is all tax!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Well this watermelonging cranberry makes me happy baby orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:33, archived)
# No longer hiding in the Ecuadorian Embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:01, archived)
# Entering your inbox like a sex-starved Julian Assange
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
# Well, I like it
all of it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 19 May 2017, 13:07, archived)
# did his pussy die?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# That's an unpleasant thing
to wake up to.
(Astatine, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:03, archived)
# In the beginning was the Newsletter, and the Newsletter was with God, and the Newsletter was God.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 19 May 2017, 13:06, archived)
# funny how the newsletter vanishes around the same time rolf harris is incarcerated...
and reappears the the day after he gets out on bail...
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:07, archived)
# FUCK ME OVER A BARREL IT'S HALF PAST NEWSLETTER O'CLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# Swear clock
is leaking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:20, archived)
# Cant we fucking put some bastarding plasters on it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# Fake Newsletter for real
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
# JULIAN ASSANGE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR THE CRIME OF DRESSING A CAT IN A SHIRT AND TIE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:19, archived)
# ROLF HARRIS IS LOOSE AND HUNGRY FOR CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:22, archived)
# I hope he teams up with Jonathan King for a touching pop duet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:27, archived)
# And posts it on b3ta
if he can find his old JonKing2006 password.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:48, archived)
# I remember this
"Oh, I know, I'll post it on b3ta...they'll understand"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Like two little boys.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
# WE'RE STILL BACK AND TORIES ARE STILL CUNTS
Might need some work
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:27, archived)
# A STRONG AND STABLE NEWSLETTER FOR A STRONG AND STABLE COMMUNITY
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:33, archived)
# A Mrs Tori Bastard called you and wants you to phone back on 02072229000
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:37, archived)
# Just stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# I like peas. Everyone likes peas! Let's peas!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# peas in our time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:58, archived)
# Why! With this advanced example of state of the art British technology made in foreign countries
we could have peas at two or more occasions during the typical day!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:00, archived)
# At last, all my pea deficiency problems solved!
'clicks'
Still not as inherently funny as the Goblin Teasmade though, jussayin.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 May 2017, 21:40, archived)
# I need this
Being stuck 'in the colonies', you have no idea how much I miss the small things like mushy peas.
/sigh
Would totally kickstarter something like this.
(JyveAFK, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:19, archived)
# no newsletter in history has been treated worse than this
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Newsletters? We have the best newsletters! My newsletter friend over there, many such newsletters.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:28, archived)
# Here is the new newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
#
This thread is now closed.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# another b3ta newsletter:
we're going to keep making these until you send us enough bitcoins
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:04, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 May 2017, 10:43, archived)
# D'ya like our manifesto? Put it to the testo.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 19 May 2017, 15:48, archived)