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# Hey! Look!

This looks JUST like a glass cock! Anyone want to do a photoshop??


[Mod Edit] Munkt0n RIP
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:44, archived)
# Now that's
fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I've never seen anything like *that*!
(martian, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha
She's actually kissing it too. That would look amazing photoshipped.
(Emohawk, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# Oh wow!
If only there was some kind of newfangled internet message board where things like this could all be posted in one place!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# Awesome!
Hahahah, why have I not seen this before? It's like a golfer kissing a cock made of glass!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:48, archived)
# If only
there was a word for if/when this gets posted again. That would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Ban this sick filth
...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:49, archived)
# down with this sort of thing!



woo
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:18, archived)
# what this REALLY
needs is a Beagle in a bomber jacket



Who has Beaver in a Viva?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:35, archived)
# It's here...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# Still registered
POR743G still shows up as registered! Vauxhall Viva GT. 2000cc petrol
(Jumbly, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:03, archived)
# That really
grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Fuck
It's years since I saw that comment. Feels like I've been mugged going down Memory Lane.

RIP in peace, monkt0n.

Not sure liking this message would be appropriate, but you get the point anyway I hope.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Did you
just delete a post?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Never
...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# fucking ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:57, archived)
# He's not.
He is a silly chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# this reminds me,
did you ever win the cheese lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:20, archived)
# Nope
Never.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# you need to
buy more crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:58, archived)
# I have
no idea where any of there things I made are anymore.
Did I do the Cheese Lottery image?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:04, archived)
# I think you did
but then I'm old now. Plus all those old b3ta nights were very much wine powered.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:08, archived)
# You won the cheese lottery
for your *ahem*-tieth birthday when you first moved down to Near This London, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Oh yes, remember it well!
I've still got the, er, 'annotated' poster on the wall behind me though it's fading now, bah. Fun times though the raging shits the next day wasn't too much of a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# Good times.
Good, cheesy, times...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
# my first ever B3ta picture
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
# Help me
Cheesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:37, archived)
# I still use the
T5 gogs you gave me, had 'em on just the other day, though not in a sexeh way.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
# All cheesy times are good times
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:25, archived)
# You are not wrong.
We must have cheesy times soon.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:32, archived)
# Chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Look!
I don't like Chevrons. Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# But it's a lovely chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Can barely remeber my password
It's been so long since I logged into b3ta
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# I was still logged in
Which is *interesting*
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# aaaah, lovely chthonic
You will always be remembered for"b3ta....it's pronounced 'carrots'!"
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# I can't remember the last time
I had to use a password for this place which is also interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:19, archived)
# likeiwse... but I cleared browser history recently
and was fucked. Rob sorted me out, the lovely ginger fuhrer that he is...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# Lovely Ginger Fuhrer?
I'm pretty sure Rob demands a soul as payment for every newsletter he puts out. Starting with the more talented.

Just as well, that means I'm about last in line.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:56, archived)
# Pops in
Pops our again. Sad news about M
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:09, archived)
# It wasn't a problem for me
NOT AT ALL


*looks furtive*
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# The image not-a-robot thing doesn't work for me.
This is not helping safeguard us against Skynet, though if this is an example of impending AI ubiquity, it won't even be overlording my fridge.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:26, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# that's a hoot
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# Massive LOLs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Holy fuck!
That trophy looks exactly like a...!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# 100% of Gibbon!!!!
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# NO!
You're spoiling it!!!!

Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# Dammit, I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Sorry
I suck... Glasscock obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# NO!
I do not approve of Chevrons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:57, archived)
#





I like chevrons
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Me too
Mmm, chevrons.
(martian, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Do all your
celebrity friends know about this sick Chevron love of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Typical BBC metropolitan liberal elite bias
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# Tell me about it,
for years I have been on at him to put me in one of his radio drama comedy things as has he done so? Has he fuck.
It's the same with Mr Wheatley.All this years, not one invite to be in one of his little films.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# you'd have been
great as a crazed background maniac in High Rise
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Oh, I've not seen
any of his films.
Also, hello Rogan. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# Ey up!
They're good! I liked the last one even though it was just people shooting each other for an hour and a half
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# I watched his
Dr Who episodes.
Actually, I really must watch some properly. I fancy watching A Field in England.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Haven't seen that one
but Sightseers is funny/dark
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# I reckon
we can get this conversation off the side of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# what this side? ->
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# It seems that way
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# wide screen
makes this harder
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# Does it still get all squished up when you reach the edge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# not sure, let's find out
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Only one
way to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Curse you Bov!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# losers below
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# We're so close
now I can almost taste it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# what does it taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# Brackish
and slightly salty.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Damn, not like a hot, pink, moist gammon
then?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# I for one
am disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:38, archived)
# So close...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Will this
one do it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Not on my screen...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Guys I'm on my phone
And everything is too small to see
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# It's all squished up!!
One word per line :)
It hasn't changed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# damn you 4k
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# I wonder if anyone's using a
21:9 super wide screen? if so we've got a very very long way to go
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:54, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzppppppppppptttt
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# oh lawks the memories
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# I'd forgotten the mammaries
They seem to be everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# *stretch*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# *boop*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:20, archived)
# *boops*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:00, archived)
# *flicks Vs*
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:53, archived)
# oh blimey
can you not b3ta on a 4k telly please?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:32, archived)
# I've snuck into my local odeon
You'll all be sorry when I finally find that hdmi port
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:04, archived)
# You know you can just zoom out don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:39, archived)
# Bah!
I just looked at the b3ta board on a mobile for the first time... the chevrons are spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# *boop*
Hello! Nice to be back in the old chair for a bit innit!

Carpet's a bit sticky tho.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:43, archived)
# hello! It is.
b3ta... sticky in a good way :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# good point well made.
over on FB (clique alert!) I just posted a pan pic of all of us in the park the day after the edinb3ta bash in '03 and noticed you snuck onto the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:36, archived)
# oh my...
hadn't logged on to fb in an age... just seen it... rah!

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Pheeeeeeel!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# It's all getting squished
rather than scrolled. Boo nay.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# I've just switched to my phone
And it's almost impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
# got further to go yet
much further
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# It's off the edge of my screen now
AND all squished up! Much easier to scroll left and right these days though with the trackpad on my MacBook (my wireless mouse works the same way... I just can't remember where I left it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# monito resultion has improved a lot in
the last 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# I'm still doing okay-ish with 27" diagonal
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:09, archived)
# ooo the "i like this" button actually does something here
i'm drunk with power
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Good for you
/crossover
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# There's only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Come on
let's find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Shall we find out?
Or just keep posting at this level?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# There's only
one way to find out.

An hello matey.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:45, archived)
# i want to see what happens when it reaches the bottom of my screen
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# My only claim to fame
Is that Mr Wheatley once accidentally used my name for a character in one of his shorts
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# When he had a comedy series on the beeb
He got them to pay me for the idea from one of my gifs that he wanted to turn into a sketch, but I never saw what they ended up making
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# It was downton abbey
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# I remember that Gif.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# I am v upset
Mr Wheatley has not yet introduced me to Tom Hiddleston
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# I know
it's like he hardly credits any of us with giving him his talent.
What a massive twat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# I once saw him say he started on b3ta
But he SAID b Three t a
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Really?
Well now I'm pleased I've not been in any of his films.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:57, archived)
# I mentioned it on twitter
And he immediately replied to say he said it that way so people could find it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:01, archived)
# we've all had that problem
when speaking to muggles.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Awwww.
(DMQOB, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Doomcube!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# Hello!
(DMQOB, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Crikey
look at us all here. Old skool ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# *waves*
Trouble is these days old skool means olds cool.

Which is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Hello my lovely
Old schmold. These young uns missed out on all the fun, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Thing is,
I'm not seeing any young uns.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:09, archived)
# Probably in hiding

Nah, there's one down the thread being bullied by Alistair and Al
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah, they've
been here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:30, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha, but then I s'pose we've not been here since 2003 so there's probably been two or three changes of carpet since then.

And a new hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:39, archived)
# I doubt rob has sprung for new carpet.
this one's nice and sticky. It's got history...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# and
horse beans.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:45, archived)
# That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Ok but
Is that real? It looks like a penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Woo
Yay


And a Murray full of hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:51, archived)
# Ahahahahahaahahah!
It looks like she's kissing a glass cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Lumpy!
Hello!!!!
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:53, archived)
# Nacho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Helloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Well you'd know!
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Multi tasking at my age?
Trying to drink red wine to toast Munkt0n, type on b3ta and facebook, and watch that Keith Lemon Star Wars thing. Can barely take the pace! Phil Schofield as Yoda....marvellous
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:53, archived)
# Aye
To munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Because I'm quite classy...
I'm not yet wearing any red wine. (Because I'm not that classy, I am wearing my pasta sauce from earlier)
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(Marwood, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(DMQOB, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# To munkt0n!
*clink*
(martian, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Indeed
To munkton
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# Cracked out the good stuff now...
To Munkt0n.
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# Babycham
all round
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# I've cracked one off
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# it cracked off... ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
# Yes, to Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# to Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:05, archived)
# Aye
To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# To munkt0n
X
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
#
To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:11, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# Who?
...

Oh yeah.. to Munkt0n!
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
# Just seen the sad news.
To Munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# I am in the pub
And rasing a glass right now.
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:23, archived)
# To
Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# to munkt0n
etc
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# To Munkt0n
when all of this was indeed green fields
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:32, archived)
# i remember when all of this was user groups...
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Just heard :-(
To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# To munkt0n
And to jiva, and their years together.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# to Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# Dr Phil!


Aalreet pet? a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# ahh not so bad. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:12, archived)
# not bad, all things
considered. Nice to flex the ol' b3ta fingers again after all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:22, archived)
# hear hear!
to munkt0n
(KnitWit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# To Munkt0n
*drinks*
(Mattyboy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# To Munkton
See you space cowboy...
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# OMG!
You came!
X
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# *passes the tissues*
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:01, archived)
# Fuck we're so predictable
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# Easy now
keep it clean.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# it's wipe
clean these days innit?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# That's why the room looks like a bunch of plasterers had a fight in here..
Brogurt all over the fucking place.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:26, archived)
# Carry on
I'm almost there
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# only a matter of time before Brogurt is OED's word of the year
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# The hipster crew will be demanding it
spattered over cous cous next.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Spunk on a Shovel
With all the cous cous in a little childs shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:40, archived)
# Spunk on a Shovel?
I saw them live at... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
# Careful
Thorpe will pop up and make it into a real band.
Have I ever received a penny from him? No I have not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# FFS I actually got served okra on a shovel
last Sunday when I went out for lunch (not my choice of restaurant, I hasten to add).
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# Okra is the work of Satan
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:21, archived)
# I generally like okra
but these people needed spanging HARD
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
# To munkt0n indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:05, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(fnuky, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:11, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:13, archived)
# To Munkt0n
The olde crowd remains.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Shut up, 5olly.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:18, archived)
# Absent friends
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# To Monkeon
Have I done this right?
(Glis, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:27, archived)
# To Munkt0n
Aye
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# To Munkt0n
Chin chin!
X
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# To munkt0n indeed
There's only one appropriate image...

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:46, archived)
# not this?
b3ta.com/images/b3ta/chaotic-illuminator.gif
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# That too.
Rob kept that for ages, to scare his missus with...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:58, archived)
# I'd forgotten there's an
ever smugger picture than that but it's been lost in the timespazz.....until now!


(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:41, archived)
# wow never saw that before..
huge smugitude indeedy.
Did raise a glass last week to Mr Munkt0n but couldn't get on here as had lost me password. A very kind chap sorted me out *waves* and then RL got in the way damnit.

Have to say the add friend bit confuses me mightly.. 15 years 2 months odd old.. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 27 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# :( To munkt0n...and beyond

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:01, archived)
# To Munkt0n indeed!
Shall raise a glass to him tonight...was too hungover last night
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# To Munkt0n
#420blayzeit
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:11, archived)
# To Munkt0n
*CLINK*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 May 2017, 0:28, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/panels/12/oct/savile2/img/img_panel_1350905862.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:36, archived)
# To munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:07, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:45, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:01, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n
/drinks Beechams
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:46, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:47, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:49, archived)
#
To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:55, archived)
# Tom unkton
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:47, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 21 May 2017, 10:47, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:48, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:04, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:37, archived)
# To munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:15, archived)
# /unlurks
To munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 22 May 2017, 1:20, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:33, archived)
# To Munkt0n
Thanks to Bovine for raising a glass
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:49, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(thediscokingpin, Wed 24 May 2017, 19:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 May 2017, 21:32, archived)
# And also
To Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# To Jiva
.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:05, archived)
# All the hugs to Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# of course, Jiva!
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Yayoose
To you, Jiva. xxxx
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# & Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# Yes indeed. *clink*
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Of course, to Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# To Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
# Jiva xx
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Viva Jiva x
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# To Jiva
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:15, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# To Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# To Jiva!
AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HER!
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
# Hey
That's my line

*streaks across board*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# Wait...
Did I just see...no...I couldn't have...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
# Oh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 22 May 2017, 9:02, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# To Jiva!
*hic*
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# To Jiva!
(Marwood, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:26, archived)
# Yes,
To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# To Jiva!
*clink*
(martian, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Definitely to Jiva
I hope she's tagging this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# To Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# and to Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# Yes
Viva Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# Jiva Las Vegas
??
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# ooo hello
..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# and to Jiva
(KnitWit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Xx
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# *raises toast*
*gets crumbs everywhere*

To Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# <3 Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Aye
To jiva
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Xxx
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# To Jiva!
(Glis, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:55, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# and to Jiva!
*CLINK CLINK*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 May 2017, 0:30, archived)
# Very much this^^
All the love from upsidedownland Jiva! xx
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:48, archived)
# And this.
To Jiva x
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:08, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:03, archived)
# Yes,
To Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:53, archived)
# Indeed, to Jiva
with squishy hugs all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:14, archived)
# To Jiva
*crushes can on forehead*
(frankboff is frank boff, but forgot his old password, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:00, archived)
# To Jiva
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:59, archived)
# huge bonecrushing zoggy bear hugs to Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:38, archived)
# To Jiva
Love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:47, archived)
# To Jiva
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:21, archived)
# To Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Viva
Jiva!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 27 May 2017, 13:09, archived)
# To
Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
# you sure are, hahaha
silly you, that was the wrong thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
# to Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:13, archived)
# To Munkt0n
*Raises milky tea*
/old
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:58, archived)
# :( To munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:40, archived)
# We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways.
One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# Or the time a b3tan went to a job interview
with 'spong' written on his forehead after a b3ta bash.....was that you, Lumpbucket?
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Pretty sure
that was smirnoff.
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Ha!
yes.
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# I remember Ijon Tichy trying to enter a travelodge (?)
wearing a centurion's uniform and the word CUNT written on his forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# That is superb
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:56, archived)
# They probably
thought he was the receptionist.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# There certainly used to be photos of that
I am sure I once saw a photo of him lying in the middle of the road with his breastplate, sword n all, semi-passed out. Wasn't it after a party at Smirny's in Camden?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:11, archived)
# Halloween Bash, 2003
Here's Ijon the following morning, already a half-bottle of vodka up, apparently shoving a sword down Darkedge's throat.



Shortly after this, he was last seen running out of the greasy spoon we had just ordered food in. He stopped, let out a mighty roar, and ran off somewhere through Camden Town.
(Glis, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# kinnell, was he
trying to out-Rigby Rigby?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# That was pre-Rigby days

But that's the puppy. Cheers, Glis. Hope all's well with you.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:12, archived)
# No-one out-Rigbys Rigby
Legend.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:16, archived)
# I seem to remember
Pootle giving it a good try
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:59, archived)
# It's when we had pootle
And riggers both stay over for a bash it was squared mess to the power of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
# facking claret
everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:47, archived)
# W/Y/H
&c.
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# Fuck it all to hell
I can't remember how to post an image!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# /talk ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# img src="url"
all in angle brackets
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:09, archived)
# TVM!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Well deserved panowie!
Even if your all gay.
(Marwood, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# my all gay what?
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Hey!
It's you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# It is
I think?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
# Wow
Hello gracie!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# What have you done
to upset her?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# It's my magnetic personality
as in, when you bring magnets together the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# If I spin you around
inside a wound coil of copper will you generate an electric current?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# I don't think so
but I might do a Pete Burns impression
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:56, archived)
# Hello!
.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 22 May 2017, 6:54, archived)
# I have literally never seen ANYTHING funnier
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
#
looks potatoshopped to me
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
#
Is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# wait, that looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Haha! And she's KISSING it! LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Dude!
I get the feeling perspex member could catch on as a phrase around here
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# Transparent Appendage
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:26, archived)
# Pyrex Penis
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:45, archived)
# polished
pecker
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# See-through
Sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:17, archived)
# Rofflewaffle!!!!1one
(DMQOB, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# I dunno.
What could you possibly do with that?
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# *quickly scribbles a diagram with several suggestions*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:08, archived)
# So tempted to front page this :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Of fuck yeah!!
That would be legendary!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# DO IT!
DO IT HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# I second this
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# I, as my name suggests,
third it
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# i beardo it, hang on that doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# I'm very tempted to repost it
now
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# It's too big.
280px wide images only.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# Monkeon!!!
Eh up!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# Herrow
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:27, archived)
# do it!
Doitdoitdoitdoit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:24, archived)
# He did it!
The blog I linked it from will wonder what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, archived)
# I love this
more than I thought possible.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# It's good,
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# It certainly is
I'm off now. See you round on those various other places. Thanks for starting this xx
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:16, archived)
# they will sneakily replace it with a picture of something rude
like a woman kissing a glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:12, archived)
# you are a true
hero
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# Legend!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:00, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:13, archived)
# Tremendous
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# I'm sorry,
but is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# I heard it was National Geographic's
action photo of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
# LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:17, archived)
# This really is
just like riding a bike.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:36, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Its not real.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Neither are you
and I suspect you never have been.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# How about me?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# I am as real
As a shark
Jumping towards
A helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
If loads of people potatoshop this it could start off a hip new slang word like "Perspexknob"!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# But b3ta bot just told me
"All bandwagons are shite"...
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# In my day
We loved a good bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# Aye
When I were a lad, it were bandwagons far as the eye could see
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# TAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# How the fuck did you get in?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
# *taps nose*
I know a guy

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# LOL
</b>
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# I forgot we used to have to tidy up
Now we are posting on our phones
Whilst driving our flying Ferraris (which have drum kits in the back)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:32, archived)
# it looks like a winkie
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# You look
like a winkie.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:15, archived)
# Henry Winkie
Eyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Cunningham
and get in the toilet.

Eyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:23, archived)
# how DID you come up with such an astonishing idea?!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# bloody n00bs
....
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# n0000b
*runs around flailing*
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Now, now Al, Al,
don't bully the n00bs
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:55, archived)
# Jings! Look what I found right at the bottom of my horrendous profile!
» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

Ahhh, the olden days...
I resisted signing up to b3ta for a long time... I read the /board, subscribed to the newsletter, but it wasn't until the full-on boredom of being a stay-at-home-mum in winter in a city where I knew no-one was getting too much to bear that I finally succumbed and registered. 8 years, 10 months ago. I have to say, b3ta kept me sane. I learnt to 'shop and earned a wee bit extra money producing a few print adverts as well as tackling such favourite old memes as Furtive and Fluffy, That Bastard Nohands, THEFEAR and a damn good spong. Bashes were the highlight of my social calendar, and having looked through the old photos that have recently surfaced, they were good times.

I miss this place. I've been back a few times to /talk but I don't have the hours and hours and hours to just sit here any more. I do hope you're still around in my retirement when I've nothing better to do than hit small children with my walking stick, push in to the front of queues and shout CUNT at passers-by.
(Wed 14th Sep 2011, 15:14, More)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# I need that in my....
....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:21, archived)
# ...portfolio
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:12, archived)
# Omfg
I nearly rofled and lmfaoffed! It looks JUST like a glass Hampton! I bet it's been MSpainted.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
That's so funny it's really rude but not.
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
lols
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# *Walks around for a bit"
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# ROLFMAYO
I may need to fetch some Tena Lady from the shops...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# *applauds*
(ozof, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
# That thing
Gives me The Fear
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# The Fear
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:36, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# CHRIST!
*falls off chair, rocks, cries, wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Fuck me
that's terrifying
(Mattyboy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# Shitting crikey!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Me likey
(Glis, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# ARRRGHHH
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# ....
Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# he speaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Not for long.
Gonna watch ant man,only dude with the same sized dong as me
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
#
Incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Somewhere in America
A server is stirring once more and wondering wtf is up with all this activity
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Those
poor hamsters.
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# I did think about
hosting myself but I don't really have a website anymore. Oh how times have changed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# You can just
upload it to b3ta (or somewhere) when you post the image. It's like the future around here
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# What?
When did this happen.
THIS IS NOT THE BOARD I KNEW!

I'm off.


okay, I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# Just
pretend you're posting a new message and click on image mode and you can upload, You don't have to actually post anything
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:19, archived)
# Done it,
Took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:31, archived)
# And then
you end up with a random selection of images you can link to that you'd forgotten you'd made...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# I see what you mean


Click for bigger (53 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:03, archived)
# I think this was
a ye olde lumpbucket image challenge of some kind
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# drinking to forget?
....
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# I don't have any images :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# I only have the one, it's of me holding a ferret nearly ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:36, archived)
# i was so annoyed this didn't get fP'd
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:22, archived)
# good christicle
I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# Ha
I don't!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:41, archived)
# slim did that already
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Slim
slept with my wife before I did.
But that's alright as she is fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# She's kissing it!
Why have I never seen this before?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
# Foxes glacier
cock?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# OMG
How does this work again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
!!111!!111!1!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# Hey!
That's my line!!!
(DMQOB, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Glass cock you say




www.b3ta.com/board/2505267
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# wonder if I'll get a chance to
use this again


(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# if you've got kids, i daresay you'll need it as an istructional video
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
# High cockalorum!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# fantastic
pull up a kitten - you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# It looks like she's
kissing a glass cock. Is it real?
(Mattyboy, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Splendid!
PS. Your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# Is that real?
Much love to Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:00, archived)
# Hey!
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:05, archived)
# Fancy
We should drink together soon
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# I'm
in!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# good gravy,
Hello sah! Clearly the Furtive balloon has gone well and truly up!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:28, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Ye gods I'd forgotten about the Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# Never
forget teh Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:36, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
# QUO!
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# I love that this was used in the sgt pepper 2016 picture
Was that Dr dunno? I remember his irl name
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:20, archived)
# Yep
It was :)
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Chris *noisy dog*
..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:32, archived)
# ... i found a very large folder of precisely NO FUCKING HUMMOUS
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:26, archived)
# Fucking Fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# I'm disappointed no one's cracked open
sturdy girl
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# I always
had a soft spot for svenno
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/all-images/
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
# Hm?

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
# She can hold my ice axe
Any old day!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# phwoor
fwaps etc
Right, I really am off now. See youz lovely lot mostly elsewhere xx
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:23, archived)
# nn
lovely Ems.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# Strong & stable girl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:20, archived)
# swinging my pants now
sadly
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:02, archived)
# hey guys, good to see ya names :)
rip my man munkt0n xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Oh christ, it's you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# Oh my word
How could that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# It looks like she is literally
Kissing a glass cock. Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# MYSTERY BOB!
Long time, no see! We should really hang out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:05, archived)
# I missed this.
I was at work.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Hi Coco!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:12, archived)
# Hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# *knocks off the cobwebs*


Bleedin' polar bears.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# damned furtive
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:34, archived)
# hi glasscockalorum!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:13, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:17, archived)
# toooooooomsk!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# So hey wow that's a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:21, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
# HELP
where can i get the downlaod codez?
(Glis, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Listen to some
Speedcore instead.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# The nearly way of life!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# ROLFMAYO
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:34, archived)
# Rdli
Hakkis?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:06, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# WTH?!?
This is a glorious thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Woo, Yay, Hooplah, and indeed, Panowie!
Old Skool B3ta reunion.

To munkt0n.

To Jiva.

To us.


(I see I'm still "wanking enthusiast" after many years. I'll stick with that for old times' sake.)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:31, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# It's what we all want.
How's you, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:41, archived)
# I'm... real. And currently under a cat.
But fuckit, I should go to bed.

How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
# Mostly in London...
but good.

So great to see everyone gather in Scott's memory.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:56, archived)
# Yes
He would be chuffed we are all being nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# And it's been many a year since we were all in one (virtual) place.
I'm welling up seeing all these names...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# I'm sure I just have something in my eye
...
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:55, archived)
# Oh shut
your face you terrible old duffer.


Hello darling.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:52, archived)
# The cubs
Still have your Salvador Dalek on their wall

Hello sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# Hah
We need to meet up for drinkies somewhen. Much water has passed in a bridge related fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Yes we must
Will let you know when.next down sarf
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:28, archived)
# are you still in the wirral?
I get up that way with work occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Yes
I yam...let me know next time
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
# will do
..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# well SSSS isn't here
....
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:58, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
# Anyone got a key
for Potatoshop 5.5?
(meepmeep is, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
# it's kept with the upload codez
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
#
. photo tattyslap_zpsiy6klipn.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# I wish I had something witty to say
But I just can't fucking hummus right now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
# never stopped me
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:56, archived)
# never stopped any of us...
.....
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:00, archived)
# I didn't even know
Ian Huntley had a pet moose :(
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
# I've got that
bookmarked at work for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED
COOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE

It's a way of life
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:00, archived)
# "The nearly way of life"
I think you'll find.

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# well
played
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:12, archived)
# I don't want to intrude,
but I'd just like to say, this is a lovely thread.

It's true, you never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:51, archived)
# Well... most of us did.
It's just utterly rubbish that it was death that brought us back together.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# No Hands!
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:02, archived)
# That bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# I remember that guy...
(dognutz, Wed 24 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Has anyone seen my stapler?





/ runs very fast
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# IT'S STARTING AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:11, archived)
# Could have sworn I've seen this before.
(Astatine, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
# nostalgia ain't
what it used to me.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:54, archived)
#
wtf!

marquee and blink don't work :(
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# I've only got MS paint
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# Hey
That looks a bit like a cock right?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:43, archived)
# now you mention it
I can kinda see the semblance
(meepmeep is, Sun 21 May 2017, 2:22, archived)
# Chee?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:07, archived)
# This thread contains more polar bears than the Arctic Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:08, archived)
# Sad to hear about Munkt0n :(
...and as everyone is posting some of the "classics" don't forget Jessie...
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:12, archived)
# Ummmm . . .
I had not seen this version before.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
# I never actually met munkt0n
But he always seemed to be a top bloke and I'm sorry to hear the news. It's cheering to see so many old names gather round at a time like this.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:51, archived)
# This just turned up on my "Discover Weekly" playlist.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ustXRPke9lM

Seems apt.
(Glis, Sun 21 May 2017, 4:13, archived)
# That trophy looks a bit like a cock to me. It's as if she's kissing a big glass cock I'm surprised no one else has noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2017, 4:55, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 May 2017, 5:25, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 21 May 2017, 5:30, archived)
# I've never approved of the peurile innuendo about this wholesome golfing image
It was a deservedly won trophy because the lass obviously knows how to work the shaft
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:08, archived)
# Last
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:09, archived)
# To Munkt0n

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:11, archived)
# RIP

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:18, archived)
# i missed this gif
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:01, archived)
# GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN JIZZHELL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:25, archived)
# Oh Nooeees
Unlurking to pay respects. RIPples!
(Spastic Bambi, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:55, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
Have one of my first posts in tribute.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:01, archived)
# That really grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:21, archived)
# Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:23, archived)
# gc i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:31, archived)
# All that's missing
Is baz telling you to stick it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:44, archived)
# WAT?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:45, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:34, archived)
# :,)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:54, archived)
# Well now I'm sad

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
She loves her crystal nob
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:17, archived)
# Naturally left-handed
but has more success with her right.

It says here.
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Uncle Graham!!
Woooo! Sickers was asking after you last night. We miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# UNCLE GRAHAM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:29, archived)
# A very fitting tribute
to a bloke who has left an infinite amount of goodness in his wake. I personally owe him a lot and will never forget him. To Munkt0n. A good man.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:17, archived)
# Lots and lots of marriages and ids
eh? Pretty amazing...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:54, archived)
# I'm doing a marriage in August. I don't know if I've said anywhere you would have seen it.
You should definitely come. All the way from China.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:56, archived)
# Well fucking hell man,
that's one way of telling me! Well fucking congratulations! What date?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:15, archived)
# Friday 11th.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:23, archived)
# Noted.
Might be around you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:37, archived)
# I'm the best man, and I've got sick rymes lined up.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Well fuck me, this is AMAZING news!
Woo, yay, hoopla, motherfucking panowie, Dottie!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:54, archived)
# mother
fucking
Panowie

yes.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:25, archived)
# Some ids
Lots of egos
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:48, archived)
# In honour of this pic, someone should register an appropriate domain name
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:22, archived)
# Not being funny...
...but that looks a lot like she's kissing a glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:23, archived)
# You know what i think youre right
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:07, archived)
# Oh god.
Now you've said it...
(martian, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:20, archived)
# It's actually mad
that we were posting that picture for years, just happily celebrating golfing success, and no-one noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:28, archived)
# FOUR POUNDS!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:59, archived)
# Adios Munkt0n
We are star stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:13, archived)
# Lungs Drugs Challenge?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:14, archived)
# *Rushes in late for the party*

Flanbase, Freebase, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:18, archived)
# I say! *adjusts monocle*
To Munkt0n and Jiva x
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:31, archived)
# Good grief
Take it easy Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:52, archived)
# Blimey, I remembered my password.
Hi all, from me & Cromagnon.
And fuck cancer. Thinking of you, Jiva xx
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:54, archived)
# I'm slightly disappointed Andrew Washington hasn't shown up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# Back then I did a
'I can't believe it's not Andrew Washington' spray butter bottle but it's been lost to the spazz.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# has anyone
heard from DJ Hetz Hudson?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# He popped back on /board
a couple of years ago as a surprise Christmas guest.

I seem to remember it actually was the best thing about that Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:59, archived)
# *gasp*


Now of course we'll probably find that he's an accountant from Hamburg called Hannes or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:29, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Speedcore is his life.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
# GC mate.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:31, archived)
# You mean "its"
Take care of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Please
Can no one re launch goatse. I still have nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Funnily enough me and
@pullovergirl on the twitters talk about goatse quite a lot, she's an old SA Goon so is just as familiar with it as we are 3OE
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:21, archived)
# good heavens! that looks EXACTLY like a Thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:25, archived)
# I say, that looks a bit like she is fellating a winkey-woo
Take it easy Munkt0n, safe travels.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
#


Cheerio Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# Hey that trophy looks like a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:05, archived)
# Crivens
It looks just like a glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:24, archived)
# It looks like a PENIS
Rest well, young Munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:15, archived)
# Looks just like a big glass willy o_O
RIP fella
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:41, archived)
# very cocky post
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 21 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:35, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 22 May 2017, 2:47, archived)
# OMG She's kissing it too!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:38, archived)
#
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:44, archived)
# Good Question
And who are all these people?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
# Martin!
I was trying to remember your name for the old bash pics, hello sah!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:28, archived)
# Cock glass


I didn't photoshop this image. I didn't think I needed to.



(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
#
haha...that looks like a penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:19, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Mon 22 May 2017, 19:35, archived)
# although I'm a bit too young to have known him
to Munkt0n
and to old times
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 23 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# Cuntymints. RIP Munkt0n
(dognutz, Wed 24 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# Farewell Munkt0n
So sorry to hear you had to go, we haven't drunk the place dry yet..

Back here for the first time in absolutely years feels really odd. But back here for a damn good chap is totally right.

(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 27 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# I'll add another polar bear to the list if I may.
Many years ago, I did a picture of Munkt0n, with Jiva and Erasmus the cat.

I need to work on my anecdotes a bit.
A lovely tribute thread from a lot of his lovely old friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 27 May 2017, 16:59, archived)