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# Hey! Look!

This looks JUST like a glass cock! Anyone want to do a photoshop??


[Mod Edit] Munkt0n RIP
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:44, archived)
# Now that's
fucking awesome!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:45, archived)
# what
in the name of the magic donkey is going on? Did I just enter a time warp to 2003 or something?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:21, archived)
# We lost one of the good ones
so we came here to commiserate and celebrate absent friends.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:30, archived)
# Oh, bugger :(
I never really stopped lurking around here so when I checked tonight and everyone from 15 years ago had showed up, it really threw me.

Wish it were under better circumstances, but good to see you all again anyway!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# you're like
one of those Japanese soldiers in the jungle who never surrendered
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:39, archived)
# Pretty much!
A shiitake Mushroom.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# Worst of all the mushrooms
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:53, archived)
# Except he lives
At the top of Emley Moor TV mast. 100% of FACT.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# last time I saw that place it had a rollercoaster on top of it
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# I still have all of those saved
I'd say for posterity but I'd completely forgotten I had them until now!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Same here, I only
rediscovered all my old original PSDs this morning and I'm SO tempted to embiggen the DRACULARD poster I did.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:11, archived)
# I had similiar sentiments
the moment a really good picture is posted on /board, I suddenly know half of the names here anymore! epic lurkers o/
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# I did stop lurking.
But then I only joined 7 years, 11 months and 3 days ago, so that really threw me.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:21, archived)
#
Pfft. Youngster.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:14, archived)
# based on the date
of this pic, yes.

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:30, archived)
# The Grown Ups have been drinking
you best go back to bed
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
# Herro!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I've never seen anything like *that*!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha
She's actually kissing it too. That would look amazing photoshipped.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# Oh wow!
If only there was some kind of newfangled internet message board where things like this could all be posted in one place!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:47, archived)
# Awesome!
Hahahah, why have I not seen this before? It's like a golfer kissing a cock made of glass!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:48, archived)
# If only
there was a word for if/when this gets posted again. That would be awesome.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Ban this sick filth
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:49, archived)
# down with this sort of thing!



woo
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# Careful now.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:18, archived)
# what this REALLY
needs is a Beagle in a bomber jacket



Who has Beaver in a Viva?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:35, archived)
# It's here...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# Still registered
POR743G still shows up as registered! Vauxhall Viva GT. 2000cc petrol
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
# That really
grapes my squildo.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Fuck
It's years since I saw that comment. Feels like I've been mugged going down Memory Lane.

RIP in peace, monkt0n.

Not sure liking this message would be appropriate, but you get the point anyway I hope.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's a good one
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Did you
just delete a post?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Never
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# fucking ninja
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:57, archived)
# He's not.
He is a silly chicken.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# this reminds me,
did you ever win the cheese lottery?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:20, archived)
# Nope
Never.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# you need to
buy more crisps.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:58, archived)
# I have
no idea where any of there things I made are anymore.
Did I do the Cheese Lottery image?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:04, archived)
# I think you did
but then I'm old now. Plus all those old b3ta nights were very much wine powered.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:08, archived)
# You won the cheese lottery
for your *ahem*-tieth birthday when you first moved down to Near This London, innit.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Oh yes, remember it well!
I've still got the, er, 'annotated' poster on the wall behind me though it's fading now, bah. Fun times though the raging shits the next day wasn't too much of a hoot.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# Good times.
Good, cheesy, times...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
# my first ever B3ta picture
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
# Help me
Cheesus!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:37, archived)
# I still use the
T5 gogs you gave me, had 'em on just the other day, though not in a sexeh way.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
# All cheesy times are good times
FACT
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:25, archived)
# You are not wrong.
We must have cheesy times soon.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:32, archived)
# Chevron!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Look!
I don't like Chevrons. Stop it.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# But it's a lovely chevron
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Can barely remeber my password
It's been so long since I logged into b3ta
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# I was still logged in
Which is *interesting*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# aaaah, lovely chthonic
You will always be remembered for"b3ta....it's pronounced 'carrots'!"
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# I can't remember the last time
I had to use a password for this place which is also interesting.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:19, archived)
# likeiwse... but I cleared browser history recently
and was fucked. Rob sorted me out, the lovely ginger fuhrer that he is...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# Lovely Ginger Fuhrer?
I'm pretty sure Rob demands a soul as payment for every newsletter he puts out. Starting with the more talented.

Just as well, that means I'm about last in line.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:56, archived)
# Pops in
Pops our again. Sad news about M
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:09, archived)
# It wasn't a problem for me
NOT AT ALL


*looks furtive*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# The image not-a-robot thing doesn't work for me.
This is not helping safeguard us against Skynet, though if this is an example of impending AI ubiquity, it won't even be overlording my fridge.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:26, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# that's a hoot
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# Massive LOLs!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Holy fuck!
That trophy looks exactly like a...!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# 100% of Gibbon!!!!
Hello :D
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# NO!
You're spoiling it!!!!

Fucksocks.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# Dammit, I suck.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Sorry
I suck... Glasscock obviously.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Chevron!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# NO!
I do not approve of Chevrons.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:57, archived)
#





I like chevrons
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Me too
Mmm, chevrons.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Do all your
celebrity friends know about this sick Chevron love of yours?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Typical BBC metropolitan liberal elite bias
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# Tell me about it,
for years I have been on at him to put me in one of his radio drama comedy things as has he done so? Has he fuck.
It's the same with Mr Wheatley.All this years, not one invite to be in one of his little films.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# you'd have been
great as a crazed background maniac in High Rise
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Oh, I've not seen
any of his films.
Also, hello Rogan. :)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# Ey up!
They're good! I liked the last one even though it was just people shooting each other for an hour and a half
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# I watched his
Dr Who episodes.
Actually, I really must watch some properly. I fancy watching A Field in England.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Haven't seen that one
but Sightseers is funny/dark
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# I reckon
we can get this conversation off the side of the board.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# what this side? ->
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# It seems that way
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# wide screen
makes this harder
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# Does it still get all squished up when you reach the edge?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# not sure, let's find out
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Only one
way to find out.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Curse you Bov!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# losers below
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# We're so close
now I can almost taste it.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# what does it taste like?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# Brackish
and slightly salty.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Damn, not like a hot, pink, moist gammon
then?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# I for one
am disappoint
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:38, archived)
# So close...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Will this
one do it?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Not on my screen...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Guys I'm on my phone
And everything is too small to see
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# It's all squished up!!
One word per line :)
It hasn't changed!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# damn you 4k
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# I wonder if anyone's using a
21:9 super wide screen? if so we've got a very very long way to go
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:54, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzppppppppppptttt
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# oh lawks the memories
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# I'd forgotten the mammaries
They seem to be everywhere!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# *stretch*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# *boop*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:20, archived)
# *boops*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:00, archived)
# *flicks Vs*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:53, archived)
# oh blimey
can you not b3ta on a 4k telly please?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:32, archived)
# I've snuck into my local odeon
You'll all be sorry when I finally find that hdmi port
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:04, archived)
# You know you can just zoom out don't you?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:39, archived)
# Bah!
I just looked at the b3ta board on a mobile for the first time... the chevrons are spectacular.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# *boop*
Hello! Nice to be back in the old chair for a bit innit!

Carpet's a bit sticky tho.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:43, archived)
# hello! It is.
b3ta... sticky in a good way :)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# good point well made.
over on FB (clique alert!) I just posted a pan pic of all of us in the park the day after the edinb3ta bash in '03 and noticed you snuck onto the end :)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:36, archived)
# oh my...
hadn't logged on to fb in an age... just seen it... rah!

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Pheeeeeeel!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# It's all getting squished
rather than scrolled. Boo nay.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# I've just switched to my phone
And it's almost impossible!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
# got further to go yet
much further
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# It's off the edge of my screen now
AND all squished up! Much easier to scroll left and right these days though with the trackpad on my MacBook (my wireless mouse works the same way... I just can't remember where I left it!)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# monito resultion has improved a lot in
the last 15 years
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# I'm still doing okay-ish with 27" diagonal
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:09, archived)
# ooo the "i like this" button actually does something here
i'm drunk with power
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Good for you
/crossover
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# There's only one way to find out
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Come on
let's find out.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Shall we find out?
Or just keep posting at this level?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# There's only
one way to find out.

An hello matey.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:45, archived)
# i want to see what happens when it reaches the bottom of my screen
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# gay
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# My only claim to fame
Is that Mr Wheatley once accidentally used my name for a character in one of his shorts
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# When he had a comedy series on the beeb
He got them to pay me for the idea from one of my gifs that he wanted to turn into a sketch, but I never saw what they ended up making
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# It was downton abbey
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# I remember that Gif.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# I am v upset
Mr Wheatley has not yet introduced me to Tom Hiddleston
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# I know
it's like he hardly credits any of us with giving him his talent.
What a massive twat.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# I once saw him say he started on b3ta
But he SAID b Three t a
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Really?
Well now I'm pleased I've not been in any of his films.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:57, archived)
# I mentioned it on twitter
And he immediately replied to say he said it that way so people could find it
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:01, archived)
# we've all had that problem
when speaking to muggles.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Awwww.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Doomcube!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# Hello!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Crikey
look at us all here. Old skool ahoy.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# *waves*
Trouble is these days old skool means olds cool.

Which is cool.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Hello my lovely
Old schmold. These young uns missed out on all the fun, innit.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Thing is,
I'm not seeing any young uns.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:09, archived)
# Probably in hiding

Nah, there's one down the thread being bullied by Alistair and Al
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah, they've
been here for ten years.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:30, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha, but then I s'pose we've not been here since 2003 so there's probably been two or three changes of carpet since then.

And a new hamster.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:39, archived)
# I doubt rob has sprung for new carpet.
this one's nice and sticky. It's got history...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# and
horse beans.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:45, archived)
# That's better.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Ok but
Is that real? It looks like a penis!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Woo
Yay


And a Murray full of hoopla
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:51, archived)
# Ahahahahahaahahah!
It looks like she's kissing a glass cock!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Lumpy!
Hello!!!!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:53, archived)
# Nacho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Helloooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Well you'd know!
huzzah!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Multi tasking at my age?
Trying to drink red wine to toast Munkt0n, type on b3ta and facebook, and watch that Keith Lemon Star Wars thing. Can barely take the pace! Phil Schofield as Yoda....marvellous
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:53, archived)
# Aye
To munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Because I'm quite classy...
I'm not yet wearing any red wine. (Because I'm not that classy, I am wearing my pasta sauce from earlier)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# To munkt0n!
*clink*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Indeed
To munkton
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# Cracked out the good stuff now...
To Munkt0n.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# Babycham
all round
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# I've cracked one off
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# it cracked off... ouch
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
# Yes, to Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# to Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:05, archived)
# Aye
To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# To munkt0n
X
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
#
To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:11, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# Who?
...

Oh yeah.. to Munkt0n!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
# Just seen the sad news.
To Munkt0n.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# I am in the pub
And rasing a glass right now.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:23, archived)
# To
Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# to munkt0n
etc
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# To Munkt0n
when all of this was indeed green fields
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:32, archived)
# i remember when all of this was user groups...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
# If my domain hadn't expired
id show you my version of the same page
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:33, archived)
# Was yours the original?
with "baws" and "fucksocks" in some of the fields?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:45, archived)
# yep that was mine
..
was on chasingparkedcars.com
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:09, archived)
# Amazing!
I think I grabbed it off the internet archive so the joke wouldn't be lost forever when your domain died
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:38, archived)
# Just heard :-(
To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# To munkt0n
And to jiva, and their years together.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# to Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# Dr Phil!


Aalreet pet? a/s/l?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# ahh not so bad. You?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:12, archived)
# not bad, all things
considered. Nice to flex the ol' b3ta fingers again after all this time.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:22, archived)
# hear hear!
to munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# To Munkt0n
*drinks*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# To Munkton
See you space cowboy...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# OMG!
You came!
X
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# *passes the tissues*
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:01, archived)
# Fuck we're so predictable
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# Easy now
keep it clean.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# it's wipe
clean these days innit?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# That's why the room looks like a bunch of plasterers had a fight in here..
Brogurt all over the fucking place.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:26, archived)
# Carry on
I'm almost there
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# only a matter of time before Brogurt is OED's word of the year
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# The hipster crew will be demanding it
spattered over cous cous next.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Spunk on a Shovel
With all the cous cous in a little childs shoe.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:40, archived)
# Spunk on a Shovel?
I saw them live at... etc.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
# Careful
Thorpe will pop up and make it into a real band.
Have I ever received a penny from him? No I have not.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# FFS I actually got served okra on a shovel
last Sunday when I went out for lunch (not my choice of restaurant, I hasten to add).
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# Okra is the work of Satan
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:21, archived)
# I generally like okra
but these people needed spanging HARD
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
# They even gave you a shovel
to do it with!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:30, archived)
# They should have served it
poking out of some fingerless gloves
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
# To munkt0n indeed.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:05, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:11, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:13, archived)
# To Munkt0n
The olde crowd remains.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Shut up, 5olly.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:18, archived)
# Absent friends
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# To Monkeon
Have I done this right?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:27, archived)
# To Munkt0n
Aye
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:36, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# To Munkt0n
Chin chin!
X
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# To munkt0n indeed
There's only one appropriate image...

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:46, archived)
# not this?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# That too.
Rob kept that for ages, to scare his missus with...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:58, archived)
# I'd forgotten there's an
ever smugger picture than that but it's been lost in the timespazz.....until now!

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:41, archived)
# wow never saw that before..
huge smugitude indeedy.
Did raise a glass last week to Mr Munkt0n but couldn't get on here as had lost me password. A very kind chap sorted me out *waves* and then RL got in the way damnit.

Have to say the add friend bit confuses me mightly.. 15 years 2 months odd old.. Ouch.
(, Sat 27 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# :( To munkt0n...and beyond
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:01, archived)
# To Munkt0n indeed!
Shall raise a glass to him tonight...was too hungover last night
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:11, archived)
# To Munkt0n
*CLINK*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:28, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/panels/12/oct/savile2/img/img_panel_1350905862.jpg
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:36, archived)
# To munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:07, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:45, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:01, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n
/drinks Beechams
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:46, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:47, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:49, archived)
#
To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:55, archived)
# Tom unkton
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:47, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:47, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 14:48, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:04, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:37, archived)
# To munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:15, archived)
# /unlurks
To munkt0n.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 1:20, archived)
# To Munkt0n!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:33, archived)
# To Munkt0n
Thanks to Bovine for raising a glass
cock
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:49, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 19:08, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Fri 26 May 2017, 21:32, archived)
# And also
To Jiva.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# To Jiva
.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:05, archived)
# All the hugs to Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# of course, Jiva!
.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Yayoose
To you, Jiva. xxxx
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# & Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:08, archived)
# Yes indeed. *clink*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Of course, to Jiva.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
# Jiva xx
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Viva Jiva x
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# To Jiva
*salutes*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:15, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# To Jiva!
AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HER!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
# Hey
That's my line

*streaks across board*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# Wait...
Did I just see...no...I couldn't have...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
# Oh I say!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:22, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 9:02, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# To Jiva!
*hic*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:26, archived)
# Yes,
To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# To Jiva!
*clink*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Definitely to Jiva
I hope she's tagging this thread.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# and to Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# Yes
Viva Jiva.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# Jiva Las Vegas
??
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# ooo hello
..
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# and to Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Xx
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# *raises toast*
*gets crumbs everywhere*

To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# <3 Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# Aye
To jiva
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Xxx
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:55, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# and to Jiva!
*CLINK CLINK*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:30, archived)
# Very much this^^
All the love from upsidedownland Jiva! xx
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:48, archived)
# And this.
To Jiva x
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:08, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:03, archived)
# Yes,
To Jiva!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:53, archived)
# Indeed, to Jiva
with squishy hugs all round.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:10, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:14, archived)
# To Jiva
*crushes can on forehead*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:00, archived)
# To Jiva
.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:59, archived)
# huge bonecrushing zoggy bear hugs to Jiva!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:38, archived)
# To Jiva
Love b3ta.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:47, archived)
# To Jiva
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:21, archived)
# To Jiva!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Viva
Jiva!
(, Sat 27 May 2017, 13:09, archived)
# To
Munkt0n
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
# you sure are, hahaha
silly you, that was the wrong thread.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
# to Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:13, archived)
# To Munkt0n
*Raises milky tea*
/old
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:58, archived)
# :( To munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:40, archived)
# We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways.
One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# Or the time a b3tan went to a job interview
with 'spong' written on his forehead after a b3ta bash.....was that you, Lumpbucket?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Pretty sure
that was smirnoff.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Ha!
yes.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# I remember Ijon Tichy trying to enter a travelodge (?)
wearing a centurion's uniform and the word CUNT written on his forehead.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# That is superb
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:56, archived)
# They probably
thought he was the receptionist.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# There certainly used to be photos of that
I am sure I once saw a photo of him lying in the middle of the road with his breastplate, sword n all, semi-passed out. Wasn't it after a party at Smirny's in Camden?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:11, archived)
# Halloween Bash, 2003
Here's Ijon the following morning, already a half-bottle of vodka up, apparently shoving a sword down Darkedge's throat.



Shortly after this, he was last seen running out of the greasy spoon we had just ordered food in. He stopped, let out a mighty roar, and ran off somewhere through Camden Town.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# kinnell, was he
trying to out-Rigby Rigby?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# That was pre-Rigby days

But that's the puppy. Cheers, Glis. Hope all's well with you.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:12, archived)
# No-one out-Rigbys Rigby
Legend.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:16, archived)
# I seem to remember
Pootle giving it a good try
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:59, archived)
# It's when we had pootle
And riggers both stay over for a bash it was squared mess to the power of booze.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
# facking claret
everywhere.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:47, archived)
# W/Y/H
&c.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# Fuck it all to hell
I can't remember how to post an image!!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# /talk ftw
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# img src="url"
all in angle brackets
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:09, archived)
# TVM!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Well deserved panowie!
Even if your all gay.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# my all gay what?
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Hey!
It's you.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# It is
I think?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
# Wow
Hello gracie!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:03, archived)
# What have you done
to upset her?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# It's my magnetic personality
as in, when you bring magnets together the wrong way.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# If I spin you around
inside a wound coil of copper will you generate an electric current?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# I don't think so
but I might do a Pete Burns impression
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:56, archived)
# Hello!
.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 6:54, archived)
# I have literally never seen ANYTHING funnier
.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
#
looks potatoshopped to me
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
#
Is it real?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# wait, that looks like...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Haha! And she's KISSING it! LOLOLOL
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Dude!
I get the feeling perspex member could catch on as a phrase around here
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# Transparent Appendage
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:26, archived)
# Pyrex Penis
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:45, archived)
# polished
pecker
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# See-through
Sausage.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:17, archived)
# Rofflewaffle!!!!1one
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:02, archived)
# YOU!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# I dunno.
What could you possibly do with that?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# *quickly scribbles a diagram with several suggestions*
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:08, archived)
# So tempted to front page this :)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Of fuck yeah!!
That would be legendary!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# DO IT!
DO IT HARD.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# I second this
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# I, as my name suggests,
third it
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# i beardo it, hang on that doesn't work
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# I'm very tempted to repost it
now
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# It's too big.
280px wide images only.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# Monkeon!!!
Eh up!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# Herrow
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:27, archived)
# do it!
Doitdoitdoitdoit
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:24, archived)
# He did it!
The blog I linked it from will wonder what happened.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:33, archived)
# I love this
more than I thought possible.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# It's good,
isn't it.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# It certainly is
I'm off now. See you round on those various other places. Thanks for starting this xx
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:16, archived)
# they will sneakily replace it with a picture of something rude
like a woman kissing a glass cock
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:12, archived)
# you are a true
hero
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# Legend!!!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:00, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:13, archived)
# Tremendous
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Lol
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# I'm sorry,
but is this real?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# I heard it was National Geographic's
action photo of the year.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
# LOLs
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# ..
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:17, archived)
# This really is
just like riding a bike.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:36, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Its not real.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Neither are you
and I suspect you never have been.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# How about me?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# You weren't even called God around this time!
You're an anachronism!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
# I am as real
As a shark
Jumping towards
A helicopter
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
If loads of people potatoshop this it could start off a hip new slang word like "Perspexknob"!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# But b3ta bot just told me
"All bandwagons are shite"...
*confused*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# In my day
We loved a good bandwagon
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# Aye
When I were a lad, it were bandwagons far as the eye could see
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:20, archived)
# TAGS!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:13, archived)
# How the fuck did you get in?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:18, archived)
# *taps nose*
I know a guy
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# LOL
</b>
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:22, archived)
# I forgot we used to have to tidy up
Now we are posting on our phones
Whilst driving our flying Ferraris (which have drum kits in the back)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:32, archived)
# it looks like a winkie
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# You look
like a winkie.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:15, archived)
# Henry Winkie
Eyyyyy!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
# Shut the fuck up Cunningham
and get in the toilet.

Eyyyyy!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:23, archived)
# how DID you come up with such an astonishing idea?!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# bloody n00bs
....
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# n0000b
*runs around flailing*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Now, now Al, Al,
don't bully the n00bs
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:55, archived)
# Jings! Look what I found right at the bottom of my horrendous profile!
Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

Ahhh, the olden days...
I resisted signing up to b3ta for a long time... I read the /board, subscribed to the newsletter, but it wasn't until the full-on boredom of being a stay-at-home-mum in winter in a city where I knew no-one was getting too much to bear that I finally succumbed and registered. 8 years, 10 months ago. I have to say, b3ta kept me sane. I learnt to 'shop and earned a wee bit extra money producing a few print adverts as well as tackling such favourite old memes as Furtive and Fluffy, That Bastard Nohands, THEFEAR and a damn good spong. Bashes were the highlight of my social calendar, and having looked through the old photos that have recently surfaced, they were good times.

I miss this place. I've been back a few times to /talk but I don't have the hours and hours and hours to just sit here any more. I do hope you're still around in my retirement when I've nothing better to do than hit small children with my walking stick, push in to the front of queues and shout CUNT at passers-by.
(Wed 14th Sep 2011, 15:14, More)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:16, archived)
# I need that in my....
....
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:21, archived)
# ...portfolio
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:12, archived)
# Omfg
I nearly rofled and lmfaoffed! It looks JUST like a glass Hampton! I bet it's been MSpainted.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
That's so funny it's really rude but not.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
lols
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# *Walks around for a bit"
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# ROLFMAYO
I may need to fetch some Tena Lady from the shops...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
# That thing
Gives me The Fear
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# The Fear
etc.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:36, archived)
# argh!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# CHRIST!
*falls off chair, rocks, cries, wanks*
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Fuck me
that's terrifying
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# Shitting crikey!!!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Me likey
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# ARRRGHHH
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# ....
Yup
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# he speaks!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Not for long.
Gonna watch ant man,only dude with the same sized dong as me
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
#
Incredible!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Somewhere in America
A server is stirring once more and wondering wtf is up with all this activity
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Those
poor hamsters.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# I did think about
hosting myself but I don't really have a website anymore. Oh how times have changed.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# You can just
upload it to b3ta (or somewhere) when you post the image. It's like the future around here
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# What?
When did this happen.
THIS IS NOT THE BOARD I KNEW!

I'm off.


okay, I'm not.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# Just
pretend you're posting a new message and click on image mode and you can upload, You don't have to actually post anything
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:19, archived)
# Done it,
Took me far too long.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:31, archived)
# And then
you end up with a random selection of images you can link to that you'd forgotten you'd made...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# I see what you mean
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:03, archived)
# I think this was
a ye olde lumpbucket image challenge of some kind
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# drinking to forget?
....
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:06, archived)
# I don't have any images :(
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# I only have the one, it's of me holding a ferret nearly ten years ago.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:36, archived)
# i was so annoyed this didn't get fP'd
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:22, archived)
# good christicle
I remember that.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# Ha
I don't!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:41, archived)
# slim did that already
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# Slim
slept with my wife before I did.
But that's alright as she is fictional.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# still...
Sunshine Elephant would.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:13, archived)
# She's kissing it!
Why have I never seen this before?!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:38, archived)
# Foxes glacier
cock?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# OMG
How does this work again?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
!!111!!111!1!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# Hey!
That's my line!!!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Glass cock you say
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# wonder if I'll get a chance to
use this again

(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# if you've got kids, i daresay you'll need it as an istructional video
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
# High cockalorum!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# fantastic
pull up a kitten - you'll never leave
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# It looks like she's
kissing a glass cock. Is it real?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Splendid!
PS. Your all gay!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# Is that real?
Much love to Jiva.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:00, archived)
# Hey!
hello!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:05, archived)
# Fancy
We should drink together soon
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# I'm
in!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# good gravy,
Hello sah! Clearly the Furtive balloon has gone well and truly up!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:28, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Ye gods I'd forgotten about the Quo!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# Never
forget teh Quo.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:36, archived)
# indeed.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
# He was just a pasty
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:51, archived)
# QUO!
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# I love that this was used in the sgt pepper 2016 picture
Was that Dr dunno? I remember his irl name
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:20, archived)
# Yep
It was :)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Chris *noisy dog*
..
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:32, archived)
# ... i found a very large folder of precisely NO FUCKING HUMMOUS
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:26, archived)
# Fucking Fluffy.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# I'm disappointed no one's cracked open
sturdy girl
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:37, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:38, archived)
# I always
had a soft spot for svenno
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/all-images/
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
# Hm?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
# I was singing DogHorse's sturdy girl song in the shower the other day.
I don't know why I'm admitting this.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# I was
then I tried to find it but it hath vanished from the internet.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# god, that made me think of this
www.eclectech.co.uk/pettingzoo.php

the petting zoo for bestiality.


and now google has me on a list
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:12, archived)
# I wonder what the funeral playlist will be.
...we could tell people that's what was in the will and what all donations should be made to.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:14, archived)
# I have a few Doghorse mp3s
Petting Zoo, Not Your Blog, Hey Mr Tangerine Man. No idea why but there they sit on my hard drive...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Me too
I don't even know the real words to Never Been to Me
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:09, archived)
# argh
if you're on a list, where does that leave me?!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:35, archived)
# hmm
Here you go

Since His DogHorsiness is about, I assume if he doesn't want me rehosting it he'll shout at me appropriately ;)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:19, archived)
# HOORAY!
I love this tune.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
# Haha
Blimmy
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:35, archived)
# Because you
Are a beautiful person with impeccable taste.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Or he's
not heard proper music before.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# A little from column A...
;)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:11, archived)
# Oof
Bang to rights.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:15, archived)
# She can hold my ice axe
Any old day!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# phwoor
fwaps etc
Right, I really am off now. See youz lovely lot mostly elsewhere xx
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:23, archived)
# nn
lovely Ems.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# Strong & stable girl
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:20, archived)
# swinging my pants now
sadly
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:02, archived)
# hey guys, good to see ya names :)
rip my man munkt0n xxx
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Oh christ, it's you.
:)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:08, archived)
# Oh my word
How could that happen?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# It looks like she is literally
Kissing a glass cock. Ha!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# MYSTERY BOB!
Long time, no see! We should really hang out more.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:05, archived)
# I missed this.
I was at work.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Hi Coco!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:12, archived)
# Hullo!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:15, archived)
# *knocks off the cobwebs*


Bleedin' polar bears.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# damned furtive
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:34, archived)
# hi glasscockalorum!
w/y/h
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:13, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:17, archived)
# toooooooomsk!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# So hey wow that's a neato what now right
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:21, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
# HELP
where can i get the downlaod codez?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Listen to some
Speedcore instead.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:29, archived)
# The nearly way of life!
!!!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# ROLFMAYO
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:34, archived)
# Rdli
Hakkis?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:06, archived)
# your all gay
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# WTH?!?
This is a glorious thread
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Woo, Yay, Hooplah, and indeed, Panowie!
Old Skool B3ta reunion.

To munkt0n.

To Jiva.

To us.


(I see I'm still "wanking enthusiast" after many years. I'll stick with that for old times' sake.)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:31, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# It's what we all want.
How's you, btw?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:41, archived)
# I'm... real. And currently under a cat.
But fuckit, I should go to bed.

How's yourself?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
# Mostly in London...
but good.

So great to see everyone gather in Scott's memory.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:56, archived)
# Yes
He would be chuffed we are all being nice ;)
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:42, archived)
# And it's been many a year since we were all in one (virtual) place.
I'm welling up seeing all these names...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:50, archived)
# I'm sure I just have something in my eye
...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:55, archived)
# Oh shut
your face you terrible old duffer.


Hello darling.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:52, archived)
# The cubs
Still have your Salvador Dalek on their wall

Hello sweetie
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# Hah
We need to meet up for drinkies somewhen. Much water has passed in a bridge related fashion.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# Yes we must
Will let you know when.next down sarf
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:28, archived)
# are you still in the wirral?
I get up that way with work occasionally
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Yes
I yam...let me know next time
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:26, archived)
# will do
..
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# well SSSS isn't here
....
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:58, archived)
# You never know
there's still time for Baz to show up
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:44, archived)
# Anyone got a key
for Potatoshop 5.5?
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:45, archived)
# I'm still using the dodgy copy of PS7 I borrowed off a mate to start on b3ta with
No lie.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
# it's kept with the upload codez
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
#
. photo tattyslap_zpsiy6klipn.jpg
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# I wish I had something witty to say
But I just can't fucking hummus right now.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
# never stopped me
...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:56, archived)
# never stopped any of us...
.....
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:00, archived)
# I didn't even know
Ian Huntley had a pet moose :(
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:57, archived)
# I've got that
bookmarked at work for some reason.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED
COOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE

It's a way of life
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:00, archived)
# "The nearly way of life"
I think you'll find.

(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# well
played
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:12, archived)
# I don't want to intrude,
but I'd just like to say, this is a lovely thread.

It's true, you never leave.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:51, archived)
# Well... most of us did.
It's just utterly rubbish that it was death that brought us back together.
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:59, archived)
# Bloody internet
nothing but repeats...
(, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:53, archived)
# You never tire of the classics.
Well, night all! See you in the spazz
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:09, archived)
# Hope so.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:17, archived)
# I tried leaving...
But now I'm logged back in on my phone... Will I ever sleep again??
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:27, archived)
# I'm leaving for tonight.
Cockles thoroughly warmed though...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:35, archived)
#
les
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:48, archived)
# Tee hee
mine too
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 2:53, archived)
# warmed?
It's on fire, baby!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:38, archived)
# No Hands!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:02, archived)
# That bastard!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:05, archived)
# I remember that guy...
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Has anyone seen my stapler?





/ runs very fast
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# IT'S STARTING AGAIN!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:11, archived)
# Could have sworn I've seen this before.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
# nostalgia ain't
what it used to me.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:54, archived)
#
wtf!

marquee and blink don't work :(
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# I've only got MS paint
Woo
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# Hey
That looks a bit like a cock right?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:43, archived)
# now you mention it
I can kinda see the semblance
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 2:22, archived)
# Chee?
I don't get it.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:07, archived)
# This thread contains more polar bears than the Arctic Circle.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:08, archived)
# Sad to hear about Munkt0n :(
...and as everyone is posting some of the "classics", don't forget Jessie...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:12, archived)
# Ummmm . . .
I had not seen this version before.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:59, archived)
# I never actually met munkt0n
But he always seemed to be a top bloke and I'm sorry to hear the news. It's cheering to see so many old names gather round at a time like this.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 3:51, archived)
# This just turned up on my "Discover Weekly" playlist.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 4:13, archived)
# That trophy looks a bit like a cock to me. It's as if she's kissing a big glass cock I'm surprised no one else has noticed.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 4:55, archived)
# bindun
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 5:25, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 5:30, archived)
# I've never approved of the peurile innuendo about this wholesome golfing image
It was a deservedly won trophy because the lass obviously knows how to work the shaft
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:08, archived)
# Last
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:09, archived)
# To Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:11, archived)
# RIP
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:18, archived)
# i missed this gif
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:01, archived)
# GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN JIZZHELL
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:25, archived)
# Oh Nooeees
Unlurking to pay respects. RIPples!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:55, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
Have one of my first posts in tribute.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:01, archived)
# That really grapes my squildo.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:21, archived)
# Nice work
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:23, archived)
# gc i'm afraid
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:31, archived)
# All that's missing
Is baz telling you to stick it up your arse.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:44, archived)
# WAT?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:45, archived)
# Blimey
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:34, archived)
# :,)
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:54, archived)
# Well now I'm sad
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
She loves her crystal nob
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:17, archived)
# Naturally left-handed
but has more success with her right.

It says here.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Uncle Graham!!
Woooo! Sickers was asking after you last night. We miss you.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# UNCLE GRAHAM!!!!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:29, archived)
# A very fitting tribute
to a bloke who has left an infinite amount of goodness in his wake. I personally owe him a lot and will never forget him. To Munkt0n. A good man.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:17, archived)
# Lots and lots of marriages and ids
eh? Pretty amazing...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:54, archived)
# I'm doing a marriage in August. I don't know if I've said anywhere you would have seen it.
You should definitely come. All the way from China.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:56, archived)
# Well fucking hell man,
that's one way of telling me! Well fucking congratulations! What date?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:15, archived)
# Friday 11th.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:23, archived)
# Noted.
Might be around you know...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:37, archived)
# I'm the best man, and I've got sick rymes lined up.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Well fuck me, this is AMAZING news!
Woo, yay, hoopla, motherfucking panowie, Dottie!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:54, archived)
# mother
fucking
Panowie

yes.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:25, archived)
# Some ids
Lots of egos
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:48, archived)
# In honour of this pic, someone should register an appropriate domain name
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:22, archived)
# Not being funny...
...but that looks a lot like she's kissing a glass cock.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 9:23, archived)
# You know what i think youre right
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:07, archived)
# Oh god.
Now you've said it...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:20, archived)
# It's actually mad
that we were posting that picture for years, just happily celebrating golfing success, and no-one noticed.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:28, archived)
# FOUR POUNDS!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:59, archived)
# Adios Munkt0n
We are star stuff
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:13, archived)
# Lungs Drugs Challenge?
I don't get it.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:14, archived)
# *Rushes in late for the party*

Flanbase, Freebase, etc...
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:18, archived)
# I say! *adjusts monocle*
To Munkt0n and Jiva x
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:31, archived)
# Good grief
Take it easy Jiva.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:52, archived)
# Blimey, I remembered my password.
Hi all, from me & Cromagnon.
And fuck cancer. Thinking of you, Jiva xx
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:54, archived)
# I'm slightly disappointed Andrew Washington hasn't shown up.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:24, archived)
# Back then I did a
'I can't believe it's not Andrew Washington' spray butter bottle but it's been lost to the spazz.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# has anyone
heard from DJ Hetz Hudson?
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# He popped back on /board
a couple of years ago as a surprise Christmas guest.

I seem to remember it actually was the best thing about that Christmas.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 19:59, archived)
# *gasp*


Now of course we'll probably find that he's an accountant from Hamburg called Hannes or summat.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:29, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Speedcore is his life.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
# GC mate.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:31, archived)
# You mean "its"
Take care of each other.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Please
Can no one re launch goatse. I still have nightmares.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Funnily enough me and
@pullovergirl on the twitters talk about goatse quite a lot, she's an old SA Goon so is just as familiar with it as we are 3OE
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 16:21, archived)
# good heavens! that looks EXACTLY like a Thingy!
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:25, archived)
# I say, that looks a bit like she is fellating a winkey-woo
Take it easy Munkt0n, safe travels.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
#


Cheerio Munkt0n
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# Hey that trophy looks like a penis.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:05, archived)
# Crivens
It looks just like a glasscock
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 20:24, archived)
# It looks like a PENIS
Rest well, young Munkt0n.
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:15, archived)
# Looks just like a big glass willy o_O
RIP fella
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 21:41, archived)
# very cocky post
(, Sun 21 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Blimey
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 0:35, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
*salutes*
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 2:47, archived)
# OMG She's kissing it too!
Is that real?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 11:38, archived)
#
What's going on?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:44, archived)
# Good Question
And who are all these people?
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:14, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 12:50, archived)
# Martin!
I was trying to remember your name for the old bash pics, hello sah!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:28, archived)
# Cock glass


I didn't photoshop this image. I didn't think I needed to.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
#
haha...that looks like a penis!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:19, archived)
# RIP Munkt0n
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 19:35, archived)
# although I'm a bit too young to have known him
to Munkt0n
and to old times
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# Cuntymints. RIP Munkt0n
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# Farewell Munkt0n
So sorry to hear you had to go, we haven't drunk the place dry yet..

Back here for the first time in absolutely years feels really odd. But back here for a damn good chap is totally right.
(, Sat 27 May 2017, 12:45, archived)
# I'll add another polar bear to the list if I may.
Many years ago, I did a picture of Munkt0n, with Jiva and Erasmus the cat.

I need to work on my anecdotes a bit.
A lovely tribute thread from a lot of his lovely old friends.
(, Sat 27 May 2017, 16:59, archived)