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# Well, he is single, I believe...
And his kids are grown up so none of that baggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:54, archived)
# he's really rather tall
and i'm only 5ft 3, the logistics of the situation give me cause for concern
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:57, archived)
# Maybe the stepkids can get you a stepladder
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:10, archived)
# i already have one
but i'm somewhat clumsy, there's no telling what i may fall right onto in the nude
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:12, archived)
# Please elaborate, ideally expressed through interpretative dance or Alan Titchmarsh-level naughty writing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:18, archived)
# who am i, Squidward?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:20, archived)
# No, you're Smash Monkey
Do we need to make you a name badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:27, archived)
# ooh yes can we do name badges for each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:28, archived)
# ^I SECOND THIS
and then i remember to take capslock off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:35, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:44, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd suggested
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:53, archived)
# Badges? BADGES??
"We don' need no stinking badges"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:45, archived)
# Sorry about the "up yours nigger" earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:48, archived)
# Much obliged...
thanks for the pie. And I'll have the good taste not to mention that you spoke to me :p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)