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[challenge entry] > COUNT MONEY

From the Computer Game Films challenge. See all 35 entries (closed)

(, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:05, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 0:59, archived)
# >GANDALF SMITES YOU A BIT WITH THE SWORD OF MASSIVE BASTARDRY (+4 TO DAMAGE ROLL).
A DISTRAUGHT OCELOT APPEARS.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 1:21, archived)
# FUCK HIM HARD!
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 7:50, archived)
# > The ocelot vanishes in a blinding green flash. A wild Gray Ooze appears.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 12:24, archived)
# Fuck the Ooze, hard!
Though I don't quite know where I would put it in. I might have to ask another Ooze. If they even know how to go about it. Shake your eggs and the boys spray on the mass... Some wanker on here will have the book learning to tell us, I'm sure.
(, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 22:47, archived)
# You lose 2 points of dexterity.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 12:40, archived)
# Damn, now I have to grind some Grue to boost it back up.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:32, archived)
# You suddenly remember the two nuts in your bag-of-holding.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 21:19, archived)