Make films Christmassy - Add a seasonal twist to every film you can think of Modernize the nativity - Add Brexit, iPhones and space travel to the story of Jebas Pop culture Christmas Cards - Add films, tv shows, game characters, pop stars etc to the Seasons greetings Snow - Jokes about the famous rap star, and maybe the cold white stuff
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:26,
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I am excitedly awaiting the birth of your son
cards pls
(Woodkovskyโน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:55,
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looks like i won't be getting my lesbians this year... *sad face*
so cards i guess, whatever.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:16,
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Modernize the nativity, plenty space to squeeze in a lesbian or three
(macroscian(1 like),
Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:14,
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Oh wait, there's one last present right at the back of the tree, it's a big one ...
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:18,
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is it the one shaped like a lesbian?
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:09,
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Give it a squeeze and see if you can guess what it is