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# Freelancer? Flexitime? Self-employed? It’s time to play “working from home bingo”.


10 points for every one you tick off.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:37, archived)
#
💩
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:38, archived)
# 'sappnin PT
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Sup L
Just waiting on a bus to take me home! You well?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
# just so-so
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)
# haha--is all that wanking a matter of personal choice, or lack of choice?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:49, archived)
# I can tick quite a few of those boxes
exept for the wanking, which I never do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
# too busy wanking eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:08, archived)
# Sorry?


I was off wanking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:41, archived)
# not enough wanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:21, archived)
# Unfortunately, all the wanks don’t line up to make a bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 2:55, archived)
# Never mind working from home...
I do most of these in the office.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:34, archived)
# yeah you got my existance for the last 15 years.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:40, archived)
# Needs more, "worry about yourself becoming a hermit, then worry that you spend too much time worrying about yourself becoming a hermit. Become a hermit."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:10, archived)
# Also, regular little patches of crushing existential despair.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:03, archived)
# +crab
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:03, archived)
# As drimble awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic hermit crab
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:11, archived)
#
*throws apple at him*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:28, archived)
# Ffs, not again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:49, archived)
# Also this sounds as if it could be the voiceover to an early 90s children's cartoon complete with accompanying toy range
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:51, archived)
# fake plastic petunias?
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
thursday 18:30 radio four music by radiohead
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:54, archived)
# "from a great height, from a great height.."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:26, archived)
# jimi!
youtu.be/OM8P8PRRrvk?t=90
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:57, archived)
# endless dives through wikipedia for me
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:35, archived)
# needs more time wasted trying to explain a joke to someone on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:28, archived)
# how well you can sum up everyone's life here
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)
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This is scarily fucking accurate. Even down to the weirdly specific urges like torrenting random stuff and supermarket ennui.

I couldn't manage five times though.
(LokiMD, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)
# Agree....
....5 is WAY too few....
(I_love_rachelswipe, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:31, archived)
# No YouTube?
Or alcahol, or drugs? I must be doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:46, archived)
# Only 3 more wanks and an itchy foot to go!
You left off 'get dressed'
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:29, archived)
# To be honest
that hardly ever happens. You are either still dressed, or you are not getting dressed today.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:58, archived)
# Eat a whole rotisserie chicken...
check.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:36, archived)
# see how many bits of tissue you can get into the waste basket
if it's less than 5 out of 10, you have to get up and make a cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:11, archived)