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# Freelancer? Flexitime? Self-employed? It’s time to play “working from home bingo”.


10 points for every one you tick off.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:37, archived)
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💩
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:38, archived)
# 'sappnin PT
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Sup L
Just waiting on a bus to take me home! You well?
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
# just so-so
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)
# haha--is all that wanking a matter of personal choice, or lack of choice?
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:49, archived)
# I can tick quite a few of those boxes
exept for the wanking, which I never do
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
# too busy wanking eh?
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:08, archived)
# Sorry?


I was off wanking
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:41, archived)
# not enough wanks
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:21, archived)
# Unfortunately, all the wanks don’t line up to make a bingo.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 2:55, archived)
# Never mind working from home...
I do most of these in the office.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:34, archived)
# yeah you got my existance for the last 15 years.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:40, archived)
# Needs more, "worry about yourself becoming a hermit, then worry that you spend too much time worrying about yourself becoming a hermit. Become a hermit."
(, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:10, archived)
# Also, regular little patches of crushing existential despair.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:03, archived)
# +crab
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:03, archived)
# As drimble awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic hermit crab
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:11, archived)
#
*throws apple at him*
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:28, archived)
# Ffs, not again
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:49, archived)
# Also this sounds as if it could be the voiceover to an early 90s children's cartoon complete with accompanying toy range
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:51, archived)
# fake plastic petunias?
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
thursday 18:30 radio four music by radiohead
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:54, archived)
# "from a great height, from a great height.."
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:26, archived)
# jimi!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:57, archived)
# endless dives through wikipedia for me
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 1:35, archived)
# needs more time wasted trying to explain a joke to someone on the internet
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:28, archived)
# how well you can sum up everyone's life here
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)
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This is scarily fucking accurate. Even down to the weirdly specific urges like torrenting random stuff and supermarket ennui.

I couldn't manage five times though.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)
# Agree....
....5 is WAY too few....
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:31, archived)
# No YouTube?
Or alcahol, or drugs? I must be doing it wrong?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:46, archived)
# Only 3 more wanks and an itchy foot to go!
You left off 'get dressed'
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 12:29, archived)
# To be honest
that hardly ever happens. You are either still dressed, or you are not getting dressed today.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 19:58, archived)
# Eat a whole rotisserie chicken...
check.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 14:36, archived)
# see how many bits of tissue you can get into the waste basket
if it's less than 5 out of 10, you have to get up and make a cuppa
(, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:11, archived)