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# so what you're saying is...
There's a whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:29, archived)
# no, because whales are mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)
# The whale is in fact an insect, baffling though this may seem
(Hemipygous, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:35, archived)
# they're much harder to kill with a rolled up newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:40, archived)
# Depends on the size of the newspaper
and where you shove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:44, archived)
# right up the blowhole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:46, archived)
# That's your answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:48, archived)
# it's a bloody effective answer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:51, archived)
# they were a good band
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:06, archived)
# What am I going to do with all of these whale eggs now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:36, archived)
# don't try to fertilise them
that's not how you create a race of mermaids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:41, archived)
#
[citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:45, archived)
# Also, it's been a long time since anyone had the brass neck to call the Thames fresh water.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 17:32, archived)