This is Shifty

He lives on my shelf next to my can of prime Lung, Kelpy the Kelp Dinosaur and Little Blue, the little blue dinosaur. Jeremy the Happy Guarded Coconut is on a lower level. He fears the bin.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 9 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

how odd!
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 9 May 2003, 22:27, archived)

Very interesting
Now, tell me about your mother...
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 9 May 2003, 22:28, archived)

christ
I fear him.

No Shifty, don't kill me... put the knife down, Shifty... bad Shifty! bad! AAAAAAAARrgghhgurglegurglegaspbleurgh...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 9 May 2003, 22:29, archived)

i want a tin of lung
does it really have lung in it?
( spacefish un, dix, un dix onze cent!, Fri 9 May 2003, 22:42, archived)