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[challenge entry] Riposte for the comp: X-rays reveal who's driving no hands

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(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:44, archived)
# enter it into the compo then
is he stealing his brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:45, archived)
# not a popular point of view i know
but i think this compo is rubbish

why? because you need 3 years of intensive photoshop training to even enter
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I never bother anyway
so I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:47, archived)
# It all
depends on how you go about it...you don;t need to do proper X-ray pictures.
Use your imagination!

Gosh, I'm a condesending tit-bag.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I hope you brought enough condescending comments for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You're a clever girl aren't you!
Now run along and do the best you can.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Don't run!
You have heels on! You'll fall honey!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Now, bovine
If we all had that attitude nothing would ever get done, now would it? I want you to leave the room and have a long hard think about your behaviour. Only come back in when you're able to act a bit more like a grown-up
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# WON'T
I'm going home you big smelly poo bags!!

*sticks tongue out*

TTHHHHHRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# yah boo sucks to you too
so nurrr.

stinky bovine sitting in a tree
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# stinky bovine smells of wee
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:00, archived)
# And cake.
He smells of Battenburg.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# it might end up being
a long wait.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pootle, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yeah
nice icon

what is that, a rubish bin?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Its Dalek
sonny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# where's
your entry then?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I never enter,
so I can say what I like.


Yah boo sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I just don't like it yet
some people seem to have misconstrued it slightly as "if advertising told the truth"
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Friday afternoon
is always the worst for the compos cos you get loads of similar shite hiding the good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# My oh my
everyone's moaning today!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Damn right
yarmuttergrumbleweren'tlikeitinmydaywhatamIsayingthisismydayIdunnonobodyhasthetimeforproperstreamofconciousnessramblingsandwhinesthesedaysit'sallyoungwhippersnappersrwithoutanytimetodoanythingoroldfartswhogoonandonandonandonabouthowmuchthingshavechangedbutdon'ttakethetimetostopandlookaroundthemathowgreateverythingisandpeoplemyagedon'tgetmestartedonthembastardscosthat'swhattheyarebastardsIhatesthemhatesthemall...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# .
you hate the mall?
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I'd noticed
If something really good comes along, Then I'll like it! hehe
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# You so
do not.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# that's the funniest thing
i've ever heard/read/seen/felt

/synaesthesia
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Smelt?
Your name smells fishy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# no,
that's my cunt
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Domestos and wire brush
that'll sort you out.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Thanks dr fonz
You've given me the chance to give MrsA a hug back! ;)

*hug*
(n@man, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Haha
That's very good and very original which makes it even more goodly.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 16 May 2003, 16:59, archived)