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(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# i think you need this:
www.popbitch.com
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Oooooh listen to her!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:06, archived)
# If that was seriously aimed at me....
...then FUCK OFF. That took me a good while to shop! If not then.....I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Would you like me to zap them?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Don't zap me!
I'm too young and beautiful to be zapped!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# The young and beautiful are sworn enemies of the old and the cynical
I'm going to turn you into sick_boy's very own Pop Bitch, destined to trawl the world for meaningless bits of drivel about people that no-one cares about. And he can tell you to shut the fuck up when ever he likes.
*The Orb Of Justice glistens for a moment and then dispenses its terrible punishment*
On that note. Toodlepip.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Yay
to you both
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Yikes!
Becks and Posh are about to split up! Honest, guv, my mate down the pub told me!

/shudder
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Please.
They are upsetting my ferrets.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# No, not really.
Just a repost based on what he up there ^^^^^^^ said...

No offense intended...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Sorry for the outburst....
...none taken!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Good, good!
I'm gonna go to work now before I upset anyone else.

So I'll upset NTL's broadband customers instead, by telling them I can't fix their PCs. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Umm
*hopes PC doesnt break*
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:50, archived)
# Can I have an outburst?
Like that woman on telly whose tummy exploded over her nurse during a bath.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Nooooooo
That was the most disgusting show I have seen in years.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I loved it.
Especially that woman, whose implant plopped out on her mum's doorstep!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# john hurt?!
is he doing tv now then?

edit: sorry that was not only badly obscured, it was also crap.
(grampski, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:25, archived)
# That was shite.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:41, archived)
# i intended offence
the fucking tosser*.

*might not be meant entirely seriously
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# That's because you blow goats*



*may not be true but I have it on good authority.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:16, archived)
# cunts*





*no, i really mean it, i really, really do
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:18, archived)
# You blow goat's cunts?*

that's what you said so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:19, archived)
#
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# or a look at this....

from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 16 May 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Can X-raying Richard Gere for hamsters
just have its own challenge section?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I know for a fact
I wouldn't look at it
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine
Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine Whine
whine whine whine whine whine whine whine
whine whine whine whine whine whine whine
~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:05, archived)
# It makes
me feel special....

sob
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Crying eh?


hope you're masturbating too.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# and rocking
back and forth
(Ellis, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# May
I join you?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:10, archived)
# it's better
if you recite the Lord's Prayer too

trust me
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ?sdrawkcab
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
#
on
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Come to think of it, is the hamPster fossilised?
Or how else would its soft tissue show up in an x-ray? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Oh for the love of god!
When was B3ta ever a representation of the real world?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:07, archived)
# On the contrary,
it has a grossly disproportionate amount of pedantic gits in its population. :)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# indeed.
we invented mr. pedantic, after all!
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Damn you
for subtly implying my incompetence at forgetting to link the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# That's not Mr Pedantic...
That's a chimp with Elvis' head photoshopped on, and a newspaper photoshopped into it's stubby fists.


/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# True. but Grammar seems to be more of.....
....Mr Pedantic's cup of tea. Not the physical properties of x-rays. For god sake it is a picture frame with a bit of green glass in it!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:10, archived)
# A window
is perhaps the word you are groping for?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# No the image....
....is a picture frame from Getty Images
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# yes, but we still ask pertinent questions regarding silly pictures.
for example, that shark jumping at a helicoptor - is that real?
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# YES!
Did you ever doubt it?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FELCHER!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:05, archived)
# putting rodents
up your arse isn't felching
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I thought it was
licking cum from someone's arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# or a lady's
cunt
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Is that so?
Opens up a whole new world of opportunities for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Didn't
think that counted. Ah well, you live and learn...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:46, archived)
# neither did i, but someone here told me...
currently looking in the spazz.
(martian, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:49, archived)
# yes,......
....with a straw I heard. For the hard to reach bits.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
/i laughed till i coughed
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I hope you didn't
choke on the straw while laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:19, archived)
# eeeuuuwwww
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:20, archived)
# eeeuuuwwww
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Did he ever make it out alive?
Sob.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# hahhhaha!
thats superb!!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:19, archived)
# I thought
it was very funny. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Why, thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 16 May 2003, 17:21, archived)