I thought he was peering out
from a Pork Pie for some reason.
Eeeeep.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 1:05, archived)

they
are inverted camel eyes!!!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 18 May 2003, 1:06, archived)

But he has a pie crust
Pressed up against his cheek!

It's not natural!
( Tart Monkey, Sun 18 May 2003, 1:11, archived)