Things that would be good to do on film
It would be good to buy bog-roll and ask the lady at the counter "What is the proper use of this?"

Ask the lady at the pharmasy why they have a veriaty pack of tampons - surley you would know after a few times what one to go for?

Ask the pharmacy where you can score some weed

Goto the pub and ask to 'borrow' a pint, you'll return it with interest later. FACT: Some stranger told me to do that while in the pisser

errm.... im sure they are more.... how about asking to interview someoen who works in a convenance store 'for a school project'. Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)

Watch you read a dictionary?

( butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)

go on be nice, even if it is a chore
( Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

I suppose I could just ignore it
it just makes my brain bleed, that's all.
And I'm an old bitch.
( butchbint, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

don't worry,
I'm with you on this. The inability to spell gets right on my tits.
( Monkeyboy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)

The Zebra did it
Bah'boom.

/me gets his coat.
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

It turns out
the Zebra did it.



* flicks over to next page on 1001 jokes for kids *
( djol, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

I got there first
And your punishment is the following fact.

"Great minds think alike"
( .90Nz0., Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

fools...
post to b3ta

Hang on, that's not right...
( LP, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:59, archived)

comedy
gold. I can't believe you're giving this stuff away for free ;)
( rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)

withering looks
don't make exciting viewing...
( thorpe www.zippyzither.co.uk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:55, archived)

...
>Do it in a forign accent and every now-and-again speek jibberish.

Well that's the latter part covered.
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)