Alas, that wouldn't work, 'cos it doesn't fall into those categories
[EDIT:]

Try here www.lincs.police.uk/contactus/contactus.shtml .
( Tedious, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

what's this northants thing?
I was just going to send an e-mail to "general inquiries" at the Lincolnshire po-po (Stamford says it's located there, I dunno if that's a city or what, I'm not from there (from the US actually))
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

Oops. Lincolnshire.
My error, hang on while I find a better link.

[Edit: you've got the right one.]
( Tedious, Sun 25 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

WHEE
I feel like a sleuth
(Enigma_Man, Sun 25 May 2003, 22:03, archived)