As far as God awful songs go, this is certainly one

Although I think the movie might be better ;)
(Marky-, Fri 30 May 2003, 12:07, archived)

Not teeny enough

{ed} Maybe the sequeal Itsier Bitsier Teensier Weensier Yellow Polka Dot Bikini would be more risqué?
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 30 May 2003, 12:14, archived)

One can only hope
:)
(Marky-, Fri 30 May 2003, 12:17, archived)