The saddest part...

is that they still perform together.

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(Pfft I bet she gives great helmet., Fri 30 May 2003, 22:51, archived)

I
don't get it... gay porno? Are they male?
(BigMoose, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

Yep
They are were a thriving boy band a few years back.
(Pfft I bet she gives great helmet., Fri 30 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

erm, hello n00b
there are three (possibly more) chakras of b3ta
they are

1. text-only replies are not compo entries
2. sarcasm is rife
3. kittens, weeeeeee!
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

4/kittens also poo

SPORT - GENERAL

Man "I feel that there are too many female presenters on sports programmes."


( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

WILD WITH BILL ODDIE
"I feel that Bill Oddie gesticulates too much."

Nuff said, really.
( Tedious, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

4. never EVER post anything to do with Hanson

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

EDIT
4: post as much to do with Hanson/Whigfield/etc as you possibly can
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

not if you want to keep friends, that is

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

umm
aren't we meant to be doing bad songs?!?!?!?
and what's sad about them still being together? I saw them live!
edit: look how gorgeous Taylor is!!!
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:52, archived)

you really shouldn't admit to that
its like holding up a sign saying "take the piss out of me"

/edit taylor, is he the one that looks like a girl, or the one that looks like a girl?
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:53, archived)

jealous
jealous jealous jealous
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

yes, thats right, im jealous!
i wish i looked as queer as them!
its not fair, damnnit!!
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

I officially disown you as one of my b3tabuddies!

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

you
are jealous!
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

what of?
the ladyboys?
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

im rapidly losing respect for you
sorry :(.....
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

and you're jealous
too!
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

Maybe
we should all form our own boy-band
(Pfft I bet she gives great helmet., Fri 30 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

B3taBoyz or some gay gubbins like that.

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

gay gubbinz
has a nice ring to it
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

B3taBoyzGayGubbins it is then
i'll be the dangerous "bad boy" one.
( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:59, archived)

can i be the guy
behind the scenes who fucks off to brazil
with the bands taking....
(all 35p of it)
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

yes.
hmm, i have to grow a beard i think...
( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

ill give you a lend
of mine if you want?

ill wash it first..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

Word
I call the rebellious drummer addicted to smack.
(Pfft I bet she gives great helmet., Fri 30 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

PLEASE STOP PUTTING YOUR REPLIES AS COMPO ENTRIES!!!!


that will be all
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:58, archived)

i aint got much to be jealous of....
im not american
im not 13 anymore
im not a blonde twat who could only write half of a song and had to hum the rest :)
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

I'll have you know
they wrote great lyrics! And yes I know every single word to Mmmbop!
(plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose. You can plant any one of those! Keep planting to find out which one grows, it's a secret noone knows..)
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

thats about as deep
as they had to dig to plant....
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:01, archived)

I'm just jealous
My dreams of having my own boy band never came true. Sigh...
(Pfft I bet she gives great helmet., Fri 30 May 2003, 22:54, archived)

at least you
admit it :)
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

just think of yourself
as being too ugly
and overtalented..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

i think of myself like that all the time!

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

Would that be the left, right or middle?
(mind you, I have hair like that. Back in a ponytail, though, but still...)
( Tedious, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:55, archived)

Right.
Although Zak (middle) is quite cute too. They're not so nice anymore though, so I just remember them as they were..
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:56, archived)

Ah. Well, I don't look
that much like a girl.
( Tedious, Fri 30 May 2003, 22:57, archived)

i do
execpt the purple hair and goatee
and the fact im 6'1
and stuff

cept all that im a dead ringer me
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:00, archived)

umm
Isaac is about 6'1. You could be Isaac? Only he's the ugly/hilarious one.
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:02, archived)

fnar!

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

does he have purple hair?
if not no deal im afraid
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

um
in his rebellious stage (perhaps..).. He was even on Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
( Lora, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

melissa joan hart....
is the only good thing to have ever been on sabrina the teenage witch....
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 30 May 2003, 23:07, archived)