Token Crap Compo Entry:


Clicky biggerer

The Bear and Mrs The Bear - found out the value of my saying "Why have a double bed when you can have triple floor?" not long ago... I won't go into details though.
( Lukasm, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)

no offence
but i think thats been done to death
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)

bugger
thought so
( Lukasm, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

little known fact..
Doug Naylor (he off Grant and Naylor - Red Dwarf writers) wrote the lyrics to that.
( cupboardy, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

ARRRRGGHHH!
b3ta is becoming educational!

run, run for the hiiiillllllssss!!!
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)

Scary fact
I was out on Friday night with people just a couple of years younger than me who'd never heard the Spitting Image song before, let alone Star Trekking!
( Ijon Tichy, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)

heard
the what song?
( stouffer, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)

I have vivid memories
of running around the school gym with a load of other kids during a christmas party singing about waving a chicken in the air and putting a deckchair up your nose :)

happy days
( Roxy_Hart, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)

My left knee
is still dyed a strange colour.

And Stouffer stop taking the piss.
( Ijon Tichy, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

That would be why
office parties are now more about waving g-strings in the air and shoving gak up your nose. Conditioning you see.
( cupboardy, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)

really
why don't you enter it in the competition then :)
( Roxy_Hart, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)