Warning for anyone who thinks it's easy money selling their soul
This is what you pets will see when you try and give them a cuddle.

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:22, archived)

it's as if Buffy was set in Wolverhampton ...
... "Oim gonna boight yow, oi am."
( rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

sorry
but i can't tell which photo's worse
(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

I can't decided which
image is more scary.

ducking and grabing coat
( fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)

i don't want to be a snob
but people who look like that should not be allowed to wear boob tubes.
(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

careful on the comments
she and her boyfriend read b3ta - and asked us to promote the link. EDIT: I don't mean *slap*, I mean be aware that she'll probably read your comments.
( rob http://www.b3ta.com/links/Games_Diary_week_1, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

i'm sure she's a very lovely person
she just needs someone like me to give her a bit of advice is all!
(joannie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

rofl
funniest shit ive seen in a while
(maphive, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

I think she's lovely
and .... urm .... has anybody got a bigger shovel please.

Thanks,
( fastcar, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

if you
want to advertise your soul, I think you have to expect some comments, both negative and positive.
(crazymum, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

Yeah
lets have a photo of her without it.
( NobbyNobody, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

Looks like her right one has been
inflated more that the left?
( Ted, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 12:30, archived)

reminds me of someone
looks worryingly like A***** W********* 's lovely Tina
( gster, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

Oh god.
This was my auction.
She's not my girlfriend, and don't worry she will find the negative comments amusing, so don't leave the country just yet.
I can't believe ebay shut us down. We could have been rich! Filthy, stinking rich!
(theredqueen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)

that's me in that pic
and it was a very hot day at Homelands. I make no apologies for my boob tube! I want my £200, 000 now.
(Lyns, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)