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(radja, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)

Eee lad,
I remember t'Vengaboys!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)

They weren't all boys tho were they?

( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

no
two were girls (although at least one was accused of being a transexual. They were just jealous though!)
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

A bit like
Milli Vanilli with only two people then?
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

they weren't all vengas
either
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

they were all
tossers though.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

Agreed!

( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

Proof.

( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

well
i liked* them.
*like
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

They're all cunts...
good riddance I say!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

Stop being bitter!
Just because they didn't renew your contract!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

really
you have a distinctive musical taste, don't you?
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

i have wonderful
taste in music.
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

yes,
distinctive.
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:01, archived)

..
I bet I like other stuff that you like as well!
Also you're just too masculine to be able to admit to liking Vengaboys and Lolly and Whigfield.
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)

I love Whigfield...
..she's a dirty birdy.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)

filthy

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

it's not a masculinity thingy
it's a taste issue, now Aqua I did like, but Venga Boys were bollards
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

AQUA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dr Jones, Dr Jones...

So funny!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

YAY!
I like Aqua too :)
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

I've seen you screaming like a girl at that Steps concert!
I'm assuming that was your daughter?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)

Er....
Yeah. Ace of Base, The Vengaboys, Lolly, Whigfield.

I'm amazed you sleep at night.
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)

AHHHH
Theyre all so good :D
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

Yes.
Yes they are.

*backs away*
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

conclusive proof
second from right though. I would.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

I
would
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

What?!?!?!
All of them?!?!?!

/interrobang hell
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

Her on the right
was always represented (in her cartoon form) as having huge knockers.
They're quite small really, aren't they.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

Knockers....
...are Marketing's deadly weapons. Go figure.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

I think
they're fantastic.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

If I didn't have them....
...I'd have some made.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

I'd call them
"manageable"
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

Weren't you the one in the sailor hat?
You were so cute.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

No...
I can safely say I haven't been in any shite novelty pop acts!
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

Are you totally sure?
Weren't you one of Lolly's backing dancers?

I'm positive I saw you doing backflips to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"...
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

Damn!
My secret past life uncovered!

*hangs head in shame*
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

now Lolly
was good. Her album came with additional instrumental versions of all her songs for karaoke!
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

And dance steps.
She works in Adult Entertainment now.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

They are playing
At York Uni's Graduate Ball this year.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

Ahahahhahaha
we had Terrorvision and I thought *that* was bad!

Hello to another Yorkie!
( Amerella, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)

We've also got the Bluetones as well
Are they shite or not? Can't remember.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)

I liked them.
Middle of the road indie stuff. We also had the Bootleg Beatles one year, they rocked.

No wait, Terrorvision and the Bootleg Beatles was the year before I left, the year I left I spent most of it in the mess drinking hot chocolate because it was ferkin freezing!

It's still at the airfield yes?
( Amerella, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

I think it's still at the airfield
But ut was a bit touch and go, don't know what happened last year but something happened. The Hamilton's may be guesting again.

The Chancellor recently resigned, Judi Dench is who the faculty would like to take the place, but the student body want's Chirstine Hamilton.

I don't know why I'm discussing the ball though, I'm still a bloomin' fresher.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

Awww bless so I left uni while you were starting your A-levels :)
They always have some fuss or other, usually because there's not enough money or they made too much noise or something.

I haven't got a clue who the Chancellor used to be, but Adam Hart-Davies spoke at my graduation if that helps?
( Amerella, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

He would have been the Vice Chancellor
It's a bit weird, all the Chancellor does is present a good image and fund-raise, the old one was a lady novellist of some sort (unless it changed between your graduation and my entry).
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

oooo hellish
Nice.
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)

and everybody's jumping
new york to san francisco, an intercity disco.
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

You remember the lyrics?!
*blems*
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

they weren't
exactly complex
( lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)

yes
it's not like learning a shakespeare play back to front is it?
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

the wheels of steel are turning
and traffic lights are burning, so if you like to party get on and move your body.
We like to party, we like we like to party.
I got something to tell you, I got news for you. Gonna put these wheels in motion, get ready cos we're coming through.
I could go on :)
( Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

just cos you feel it, doesn't mean it's there...
actually, your lyrics are better.
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

Look!
Get over yourself. We all have things we've done in the past that we are not proud of, but denying the fact that you were a dancer on their world tour will not help you forget.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)

wooooah, we're going to ibiza!
back to the island!
lalalala
we're gonna have a good time!
in the medirarian sea!

/destroys what's left of his reputation
( stevierar, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

truly horrifying :/

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

hella cool
What's Bruce Willis' purpose?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

to run around in a silly vest?

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

yes
I like that one
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)

v
good indeed
( timothy claypole, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)

Ah, how I remember their "we're going to eat pizza"
classic tune
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)