...sorry

( Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:49, archived)

err
those are young girls are they not? I thought he was a bumgay kiddie fiddler..

/Not proved.
( Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

whatever
its wrong either way
( Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

it's those
annoying millionairess twins.
( Dr Drink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
KILL THE INFIDELS!
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

oh god
mary-kate(what one name not good enuff for ya??) and Ashley.. you sen the adverts??

"Look they Bend!"

weird..
( Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

I'm sure they do...
What, exactly, are these adverts for? SOunds a bit dubious to me... :/
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:57, archived)

little mary-kate and ashley dolls
you they are secret agents - honest! And their little dog too. Die they must die!
( Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

multi-millionaires by the age of 16
can't wait for the inevitable drugs/booze addictions...
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

Are you suggesting
you want to help them get these?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:07, archived)

onion clicky
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

The Onion
rocks!

100% of FACT
( ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

yes
that's alleged bumgay kiddy fiddler.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

yes
hence not proved - but he DID buy them off..
( Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

I seem to recall
though, that the parents took the money very quickly.
If they were my kids he'd been allegedly molesting I'd want to see the transparent dancer brought to justice.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

but if he paid you off with lots of dosh
you could pay someone to 'do him in' then still have lots of cash left over. maybe
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

I think he's the
most protected man in show business.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

only physically
mentally he's out there on his own, the poor, deluded fool.
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)

you could probably
train a chimp to kill him
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:01, archived)

ssshh!
don't blow the gaff!
( martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)

right
*puts chimp back in desk drawer*
( rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:08, archived)

I thought he wanked them off?
I am insane and therefore not responsible for what I say or do.

Much like Jacko.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:55, archived)

AND
they're now legal, in this country anyway.
(goat thinks you're shit., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

.
yeah but they're so damn annoying anyway
( Paper Tiger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)

are you saying you wouldnt?
...because eye wood
(icedragon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:54, archived)

My brother tells me they are 17 in two weeks*
Unbeleivably weathly brat


*I may or maynot have a brother
( partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 14:02, archived)

More like
he wouldn't want to touch them...
(Fellmeister, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:51, archived)

also if you do
you'd break his noce
( notshitashi OMOH, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:53, archived)