Fuck.
I remember that song now. You cunt.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:59, archived)

I don't.
Can you sing it for me?

Pfft!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

Tell you Mona
What I'm gonna do (do do do do do do do)

Build a House Nextdoor to you (stalkersville!)

Can I see you sometime?

We can go kissing through the blinds (cut your tongue, surely?)
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

I'm throwing my knickers at you.
Be careful. They stick to any surface.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Wowsers...
chuffed! and slightly ill but thanks anyway!! You should come to one of our gigs - pants a plenty!
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Do you get any cunt-action?
Will I need to wear wipe-clean garments?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

You'll need to clean
up your language before they would let you in young man. Honestly...the shock of it all. Tsk.
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Hang on!
You aren't a born again Rock Christian are you?

You don't appear to be very rock and roll.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

She's not
a young man.
I was going to add she's all woman..but I'm not sure about that.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!
I'm 28!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Same age
as me then, miss.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

You will SO have to go.
I'm going to nail you to a wall and get the neighbourhood women to spit at you.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

You know
you want me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)