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GreenSleeves
Row the Boat Ashore
5-6-7-8
Kumbaya
Wheels on the Bus
So Macho


From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 729 entries (closed)

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)

Ahahaha
woo yay!
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)

yay!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

hahahaha
supoib
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)

ummmm
"listen to the sound of running water as it trickles out of my hole"

I get spam like that...


( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)

really?
I thought you were the one sending it?
( JustHere, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

"Are you tired of spam mail?"
I get spam like that... FACT!
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)

my hubby
suggested a compo of mixed-spam

"add 3 inches to your septic tank!"
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

Or,
"hot russian farmgirls have fun with free growth hormone!"
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

Bust her wet walls open ...
.. with your improved cell phone reception
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

Money troubles
become penis free in five years!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)

18 with a webcam and...
.. looking for a retirement home in Spain
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:04, archived)

Hot Wet Septic Tanks, aching for your money worries, 1000's of inches

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:06, archived)

ever seen a female ejaculation
buy our new tiny surveliance cameras
( Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)

I'll have two

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)

'you are our luck winner of FREE contraceptives'
i get spam like that. FACT.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)

They
are trying to stop you reproducing.

It's a world wide conspiracy
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

quick check of hotmail account
HOrse cum S0aked bitches 1OOOs p1cs
Ever Seen Female Ejaculations? Tons of Pics
Impress Your Girl With Your New Massive Package!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

metric tons?
that would be sooo cool.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)

I keep getting
some bloke trying to sell me watches.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)

I
Haven't had any watches yet... mostly hormones for me. And weird ass pr0n.
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

i had one
from the national rifle association selling baseball caps
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

i seem to get a lot
from a russian wives mail order company. much as they seem like lovely ladies, i'm not sure why they're so desperate to meet me...
( new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

They've probably heard all about your penis extensions
and your fabulous septic tank.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

and my collection of
h0t piss1ng teen chix who luv to do it!!1!!11
( new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

Probably

(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

I love
getting ones offering to enlarge my penis so I can break down walls with it...

I've never had one offering to give me a penis in the first place to have enlarged though...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

you can use mine
for a few nights if you like.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

is it detachable?

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

urm...

( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)

Take mine.
Take me.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

ok
post it to me in a jiffy bag...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)

wait...
What are you going to do with it?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)

I'm going
to find a way to attach it...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)

P.S.
I'm wanking while I reply to you.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

now there's
a coincidence...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)

What if
...the whole world wanked at once?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)

isn't that
what keeps the world turning though? everybody wanking all at once all the time?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)

Oh Yeah...
I guess I forgot.

*wank*
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

'course
it could just be me...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

You must
wank loads, then.
Well rest assured, across the sea, I'll be wanking with thee.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

I'm not sure
how to answer that ; )

shares in Energiser anyone?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

Stop everything.
You're turning me on now.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

what a pity
this thread has fallen off the page...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

Just about
Now it has.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

I meant
off the main page... but now it's off the side of the page too : P

Ahh well... time to stop wanking for lunch I think
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

=D
Have fun eating. Try to think of my detachable penis if you have a banana.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

superglue
...it was invented for field surgery, you know.
( Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)

ahh but
I need a way to make sure all the nerves and stuff are attached too, otherwise how will I know what a blow job feels like?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)

over-rated
.....mainly loads of teeth.
( Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)

mental note
find pensioner...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

i have been
offered a husky third leg with which to shatter her meat tunnel.

i feel sorry for the husky's
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)

maybe
it just needs throat sweets?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)

Hahaahaha
That's too funny! Please!
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)

my missus frequently gets
"enlarge your penis Lisa", which is fucking disturbing. For me more than her.
(marzipanzer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)

I
can see what you mean...
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

i would.
i'm that desperate.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

hahahah


i used that very same explosion for my action film entry. see here.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)

heh
someones been playing with wordart
(icedragon, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)

yeah
i imagined what an "ARF!" pic would look like, and immediately thought of wordart.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)

Top stuff Thor
woo
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)