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(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
And try to burn down her apartment.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
I stayed in Bellagio and won $50 dollars on Family Fortunes. I was shite because I just couldn't understand the betting process. Luckily a hideously overweight lady in a motorized chariot showed me how to do it. She was enormous and had a head like a Sontaran from Dr Who. She had sewn two dresses together in order to fit in...
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
but I dont gamble so it may just be a bit pointless
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
There's the Liberace Museum (a real gas), where you can learn all about the Watermelon Diet. I just got bladdered on frozen Margarita's and weed.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)