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a B3TA film directed by ME in a perfect world
with JACK NICHOLSON as Maxwell
like in "THE SHINING" but with a HAMMER
and also KITTENS and MONKEYS and THE FEAR and all the other tripe
"MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER" is a VERY GOOD SONG
but I think it would make a SHITE MOVIE

teaser poster

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 729 entries (closed)

(The Convenient Monk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:25, archived)

your user number pleases me greatly.
sorry, i am being terminally dull. maths on the brain.
( Sargant, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)

:)
I loike that

made me giggle most heartedly
( White christmas Baby is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)

Forgive me please.....
.... but who's Maxwell?
( partychancer, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)

he's
the star of the song... "maxwell's silver hammer"
( JustHere, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)

Is it on the hit parade sonny?
I don't get out much since the operation an'all.
( partychancer, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

it was in the hit parade
before I was born
( JustHere, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:54, archived)

Here are the lyrics
It's on their Abbey Road album.
T'anks for da props, Wildheart
(The Convenient Monk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:51, archived)

tis
alright :) nice wrok
( White christmas Baby is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:55, archived)

Your mother
should know
( Sn0tters, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 22:06, archived)