She's a slapper from Bristol
who smoked too much dope.
( Baz Fuck off, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)

Yes, but
A nice voice.

Did she turn you down?
( imtypingonakeyboard, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:27, archived)

No, I got genital warts off her, the slag.
Plus she has nipples like barnacles.
( Baz Fuck off, Sat 7 Jun 2003, 2:30, archived)