Roll up, roll up! Come and see the amazing Minellephant


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( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

That's
uncanny!
( Gazelle_Hunter, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)

the one on the left
looks like the girl from tatu
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)

minging then
?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)

She's got a nice
trunk.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)

Id like
To cuddle that
( imtypingonakeyboard, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

I'd like to
WANK IT HARD!
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

Im sure
The juices you want are not exceted from that hole dear boy
( imtypingonakeyboard, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

Oh.
Well that explains a couple of things.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

it's not her?
damn, I was half-finished too!
( JustHere, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)

see


you'll have to imagine the ginger one isn't there
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)

and the other one too
preferably.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)

you started it
you drew a tatu elephant not me! ;)
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)

they'd be more attractive
as elephants
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

I still think Whillow
is the sex-changed younger clone of the ginger one...
( JustHere, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)

ewww
what does half finished mean?
(pinky shminky, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)

it's a reference
to a previous post where I commented on Whillow (a young male B3tan) looking like the ginger one from Tatu - someone else said it in reply to his revalation of his maleness...

I believe you saying "ewww" shows you've probably guessed the assumed meaning ;)
( JustHere, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

*waves
to the last shred of her innocence as it flies out of the window*

anyway. BREAKFAST!
(pinky shminky, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

it had not occurred to me that you were a her
not that it makes any difference i guess.
( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

*checks*
I certainly am, yes.
(pinky shminky, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

Breakfast?
It's nearly lunchtime!!, nearly, but not quite dammit.
(Mr_Bobbins, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)

that's why
i have to have breakfast first! Ta-ta,
(pinky shminky, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

genius....
should not be viewed in public for fear of emitting loud snorts
( lemony, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)

fantastic!

( rogan, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)

Supoib
but one of my friends once uttered the phrase "Scheisse Minnelli", and now I can never look at her in the same way again. Just thought I'd spread the joy.
(pinky shminky, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)

I will say that
some day
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)

me
too
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)

yay
.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)

Bootiful

( dutchbird, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)

arf!
is the one on the right David Gest?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)

I apologise for my ignorance but
Who's David Gest?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

liza minelli's "husband"

( new_matt, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)

tehe! I like your use of inverted commas!
there's something very lavender about that marriage
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

that's
faberoo !
( Tedmus, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)

Hah!
brill!
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)