From the days when newsreaders really knew how to read the news....


It's Jan Lemming! :-)
(buboboy, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:12, archived)

oh dear

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)

Not as good as Nicolas Witchell...
...who wrestles live with militant lesbeens on national news!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:13, archived)

now
THAT's entertainment!
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:22, archived)

I know!
A rip-roaring tale designed to upset campaigning lesbians.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)

why?
do campaigning lesbians not like wrestling with Nick?
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)

It's because he tries to muscle in on their cheese and wine parties.
They have never accepted him.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)

Oh
no!
(Astatine, Mon 9 Jun 2003, 14:15, archived)