Freshwater species from the Midlands,
known for its atrocious sense of direction....

....the shortbacked crab.

From the Celebrity Zoo challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 11:14, archived)

arf!
that's genius!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 11:17, archived)

For some reason
I can't reply to you!
Ah, that's better

Ooooooooh, broadband eh?
Hi-res naked video-chatting eh?
Hehehehehe
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 11:21, archived)

you are
most welcome, squire
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)

Best news I've had
in decades! When do we start?

>:@ )
( blyerkit szmieurg oby grzesniuk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 11:27, archived)

arf!
I didn't see your edit, you cheeky monkey ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)