I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam - I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me


Gulp... Woody Alien

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( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:52, archived)

Yay
for Woody quotes!

Edit: And, of course, woo to your pic.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:53, archived)

I love
that line. The picture's pretty woo too.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

I can't believe you've
done this to me.
I thought we had something special, something real.
I don't know what to say...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)

You'll have to learn to live without me.
replacement dolls can be acquired here: www.inflatabledutchbird.com
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

the site appears to be down
:o(
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

Doh!

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

Rubber and air
are no replacement for you.
My heart,inflated by love has been cruely burst by the drawing pin of your rebuke.
I AM ONLY a man who cared for you, do you CARE SO LITTLE for me that you make jokes about air filled replicas?
WELL DO YOU?!??
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

women, so fickle
so flighty, i know your pain
( new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

Your lack of words speaks volumes.
MY HEART has been ripped asunder from under me like a rug that has been torn away from my feet, causing me to tumnle and cause myself pain, PAIN FROM WHICH i will never recover.
My life ends here.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

don't do it don't do it
I shall find the scurvy varlet and rip his heart still beating from his body and throw it to the kittens
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

Poor bovine
I didn't mean to cast you aside. Write some poetry, make millions, you'll get over men*.


*a typo, I'm keeping it in.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

he will
with a run-up.
( martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

I don't know
they're very realistic, lifeless and empty but for a load of stale air.
My therapist recommends them.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

Never,
you are...Oh I can't be bothered.

Pootle.

*Hugs for both*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

I thought we were quite good don't you?
How about having a crack at Tweedledum and Tweedledee some day?

EDIT:

Woo Yay for the latest board romance....dutchpootlebird and clogpootle hoo ray
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

did the
two of you have some sort of plan?
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

Us?
NOoooooooo.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

I'm a little
sceptical.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

I've got little spectacles as well
jolly handeh!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

Thats good,
healthy.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

nope not us
*strolls away whistling*
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Is that the inflatable
or the normal kind of woman you're refering to?
(Fellmeister, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

I was implying
that the dolls, like me, are lifeless and empty.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

cruel cruel fate
toying with our emotions

Oh woe is me

I shall throw myself off the battlements
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

Aw
don't my lovely. Pull up a chambermaid and your boot polish. I'm sure that will make you feel better.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Oh Ok
=8.)))))
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

right
where's pootle

pistol or swords AT DAWN!!!!!!!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

We are men rebuked
and spurned.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

i don't know what spumed means
but that's how i read that post
( new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

pootle gets the pistol
you get the sword.

i know who my money's on.
( martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

AHA
but I am invincible!!!
( thebear is thebear, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

I think
you're both safe.
( butchbint, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)

yay!

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:54, archived)

arf

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

Oh my god
she fainted at the size of his log!
(funkylins, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:56, archived)

that's good
miniTJ,soddingcrowwomaniswitteringonaboutfuckingferretsnowi'mlosingthewilltolive
( new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

crow woman???
Can't read the board and chop and pretend to work all at once.. too much work ;)
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

punch her in the gromit

( Dr Drink, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

kill her

( martian, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

oh yes!
~Applauds loudly~
Nice one mate!
(Gothic.Ink, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:55, archived)

Woooooo!
/shudder
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:57, archived)

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Woos from a safe distance*
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 15:58, archived)