Fuckin ell
that could take weeks!
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)

the wounds they inflict cause the animal serious movement limitation
but if they can still move quicker that them, they just follow them, and wait.

Doesn't take weeks, their saliva almost acts like a poison because high concentration of bacteria.

sorry, I'll shut up now.
( Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)

Thankyou Jackie...
...and winner of Nerdola 2003 is

Dr Drink.

Please come up and receive your prize. It's a bit of cat's dirt wrapped up in the Daily Mail.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

Woo!
I shall treasure it, but at the same time, dispose of it in a bin immediately.
( Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)

You also get a free holiday in the Peak District...
...and a deep fat fryer.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

cool
I hope the fryer is one with a "burn my house down" setting.
( Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

No.
But it does have a "Volcano Heat" setting.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

It's one of only two poisonous lizards
100% of half/incorrectly-remembered FACT
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

the other one being?

( Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)

Eddie.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

them gekos
ya get on your hotel walls

maybe not eh
(pussycat, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

The Queen Mum
according to David Icke
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

If I knew the other one
it wouldn't be a half-remembered FACT, would it?
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

I'll take care not to get bitten by one then

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)