And my orb has just had a upgrade

You know I mean it
: Þ
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)
That old hambone is on her way out. She hasn't been keeping up with the repayments on her secret, high-tech hideout in the Catskills.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
I lost my job 10 minutes later
*100% FACT*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
she's got evil plans of her own, but without the power that I have.
You'll be safe under my beneficent shadow.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
...and more of WAR, WAR, WAR!
I have divested my evil empire of its laundry and take-away services and have ploughed the savings into channeling the spirits of Idi Amin, Richard Speck, and Stalin into my patented EVILDISTILLER.
I have my ray gun pointed directly at your hogpen and it's curtains, I tell you, CURTAINS!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)