Have you ever been on a bus
when the driver is wanking?
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:21, archived)

I am wanking
as I drive this?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)

quite
a jerky ride, so I gather.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)