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( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)

Hehe

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

yay!
dance ya cares away
*clap clap*
no worries for another day
( Dr Drink, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

excuse my pedantry
surely it's 'worries for another day', as 'no worries for another day', would mean defering the no worries until later.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

I don't like hospitals.
My boyfriend Derek had to go to have an operation on an undescended testicle. I didn't like the smell of the wards, and the nurses were rude to me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

Frankly..
.. my sympathies lie with Derek... ouch !
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

He showed me them afterwards.
They looked horrible.

I don't want a baby anymore.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

Babies only start off looking like testicles...
.. they fill out in later life
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

I used to want a baby, but Bella says we should be sterilized.
What does that mean? I know we have sterilized milk with our packed lunches.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

It means you're really clean
but your tubes don't go all the way to Ovary Station
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

Wanda isn't clean. She works in Tescos Lewisham.
She smells of wee.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

Doesn't everyone who works in Tescos ...
.. smell of wee? Or is it everyone in Lewisham? I can never remember
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Me and Derek like Lewisham shopping centre.
We go there to buy fruity pencil rubbers. We sit on the bench outside Burger King.

I've got to go now. Bella is coming.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

I don't doubt that for a minute

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

it's okay
babies look different ;)
( rogan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

pfffft!
you said 'kitty litter'!

*snort*
( mrRush, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)