"If cats ruled the world....Every day would be the first day of string..."


From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

don't believe the cats when they tell you that
they're just pulling the wool over your eyes.
( Sargant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

grone

( Hugo Rune, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

that's just the first pun
i've got lots of great yarns
( Sargant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

you're just
stringing us along really aren't you?
( LP, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

just making
this thread more exciting
( Sargant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

thread
*cry*
( kitty_cat, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

*groan*
I keep reading your name as 'rating his tunes'
( Lu, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

i don't like the blackcurrant ones
and nor do i like people who eat them, they stink everyone else out.

very pungent.
( Sargant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

*makes notes*
What about blackcurrant lockets?
( Lu, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

all blackcurrant sweets
there's something about blackcurrant that just makes it stay in the air forever.

except ribena. that's good.
( Sargant, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

Ribena is evil
It stains everything.. I have only ever bought one bottle of it since I have had brats, and of course one of them (aged 2 at the time) had to pour it all over the sofa.
( Lu, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

but tested on animals
aparantly...
( jme, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

Hopefully not white ones.
Although I think Persil has been tested on them too, so they might come out ok in the wash.
( Lu, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

haha
what an awful pun
( Milkman Dan, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

that's lovely

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

Woo
to a god-awful pun.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)