Well, they wouldn't eat Eukanuba for breakfast...


From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

(Marioshi, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

"X-RAY" VIEWER - I WANT ONE
yumyum
( anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

the thing about an X-Ray viewer is actually
it's just a lightbox
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

NOOOOOOO!
stop spoiling all my childhood illusions ;)
( anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

jam is actually made out
of gelatine and compost.
( dutchbird, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

pah
everbody knows that
( anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

socks
don't keep your feet warm, they are really animals who live on the detritus they find near your feet.
( dutchbird, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

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( anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

smelly, dirty creatures they are
I think they maybe breeding under my bed
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

...& sometimes they fall out with each other
...which explains why you get odd socks!
( Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

suddenly it all becomes
clear
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

What about earsocks?
Do they live off earwax?
( MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

ew! you know what ear-wax taste like?
they eat your brains, silly.
( dutchbird, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

Of course
I am humbled
( MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

I am crumbled
served best hot, with ice cream
( dutchbird, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

One night in bankok
makes a grown man crumble.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

b3ta: the website with everything but
Yule Brinner
( Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

jam
is composed of compost?!
( magoo, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

Listen to that
Squeak, scrabble and squish!
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)

Snap, crackle,
and that'll be it's neck.
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)

miiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnddddddd
piss
:@ )
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

I need
mindpiss pants
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

is that like
a mind colostomy bag
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

No, but do I know you?
Are you familar with the school NFGS?
Or have I mixed you up with a different hummus police?
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

ha!
woo!
( magoo, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

*cries*
YOU BASTARD, I was 1/2 way through that.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Well then
finish the rest of the bowl. You'll feel better after a good meal, Dr. Kitten.
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

Y'know...
the reason it looks rushed is because I was shatting it in case someone would beat me to it!

And sorry!
(Marioshi, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

haha
ain't it a bummer when that happens!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)