jam is actually made out
of gelatine and compost.
( butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

pah
everbody knows that
( anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

socks
don't keep your feet warm, they are really animals who live on the detritus they find near your feet.
( butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)

.

( anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

smelly, dirty creatures they are
I think they maybe breeding under my bed
( Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)

...& sometimes they fall out with each other
...which explains why you get odd socks!
( Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

suddenly it all becomes
clear
( Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)

What about earsocks?
Do they live off earwax?
( MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

ew! you know what ear-wax taste like?
they eat your brains, silly.
( butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

Of course
I am humbled
( MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

I am crumbled
served best hot, with ice cream
( butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)

One night in bankok
makes a grown man crumble.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)

b3ta: the website with everything but
Yule Brinner
( Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)

jam
is composed of compost?!
( magoo, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)